Steve Ballmer

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CEO of Microsoft

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    10 Responses to Steve Ballmer

    1. God, I think he is the ugliest sum’bitch i ever did see.

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    2. “Oompa Choompa SOLO! Kapa Daka Nipple Pinchy!”

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    3. tiki you were saying something to me about out of focus and myspace angle?

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    4. I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
      I fucked him.
      It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, he told me his name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and he said, “you know, from Microsoft?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and he laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
      Anyway, I didn’t realize who he was until I got home and tried to look-up his number on-line.
      I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

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    5. look its a reptilian overlord

      I bet you went to this site: truthism.com/

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    6. Steve is a nice guy. Yes, I’ve met him several times. We call him “Homey the Clown”- inside joke. LOL

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    7. ADVERTISING, ADVERTISING, ADVERTISING… YEEAAHH BABY!!!

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