alison carroll IS lara croft

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    1. Wtf is going on in that last pic? That is one heck of an action shot.

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    2. I’m wondering what the hell is up with her skin tone in the past pic. The dark short-shorts make it really stand out.

      It’s a shame she can’t show any actual emotion with her face.

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    3. needs:
      1) bigger boobs
      2) tanner va-jay-jay
      3) nudie pickcherz

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    4. Good to see a better croft than that angelina jolie whore

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    5. I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
      I fucked her.
      It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Tomb Raider?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
      Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
      I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

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    6. ^^How many more times must we mock reboot?

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    7. Who ordered the crotch bleach?

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    8. @one
      I don’t consider it mocking. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
      Obviously, diabeetus has a crush on me.

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    9. wait…who did reboot claim to poke?

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    10. @Ravenstein
      “Good to see a better croft than that angelina jolie whore”
      The rugburn on her knees proves she’s very similar

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    11. What the cunt is this? Do we now have om-nom-nom drama?

      Jesus Christ I’m just going to stop looking at the girlie comments sections.

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    12. I just don’t get why they didn’t touch up the photo were her skin is a different color. Or why she didn’t get an even tan. Not very professional.

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    13. Cute, but she really just looks like a stripper dressed up for Halloween as Lara Croft.

      What’s that you say? She’s a gymnast? Oh sweet merciful FSM. I’d hit it with an ancient Ming dynasty vase, then drag it into my cave and NOM it to death (probably my death,as she’s a gymnast).

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    14. Her navel resembles a stab wound.

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    15. Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! How fussy are you pussies? Angelina Jolie is a whore? Great stuff.
      Wouldn’t mind raiding her t.. wait, wait, too easy.

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    16. @24691
      Damn…you stole my cliche comment.

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