alison carroll IS lara croft
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August 12, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Wtf is going on in that last pic? That is one heck of an action shot.
August 12, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I’m wondering what the hell is up with her skin tone in the past pic. The dark short-shorts make it really stand out.
It’s a shame she can’t show any actual emotion with her face.
August 12, 2008 at 10:28 pm
needs:
1) bigger boobs
2) tanner va-jay-jay
3) nudie pickcherz
August 12, 2008 at 10:42 pm
OM NOM NOM NOM
August 12, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Good to see a better croft than that angelina jolie whore
August 12, 2008 at 10:49 pm
@Ravenstein – DITTO – lol
August 12, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Tomb Raider?â€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
August 12, 2008 at 10:52 pm
^^How many more times must we mock reboot?
August 12, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Who ordered the crotch bleach?
August 12, 2008 at 11:12 pm
@one
I don’t consider it mocking. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Obviously, diabeetus has a crush on me.
August 12, 2008 at 11:47 pm
wait…who did reboot claim to poke?
August 12, 2008 at 11:53 pm
@mAgnUS
www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/08/11/rachel-bilson-nsfw/#more-40425
August 13, 2008 at 1:31 am
Thank god she shaves.
August 13, 2008 at 5:04 am
@Ravenstein
“Good to see a better croft than that angelina jolie whore”
The rugburn on her knees proves she’s very similar
August 13, 2008 at 5:29 am
What the cunt is this? Do we now have om-nom-nom drama?
Jesus Christ I’m just going to stop looking at the girlie comments sections.
August 13, 2008 at 7:22 am
I just don’t get why they didn’t touch up the photo were her skin is a different color. Or why she didn’t get an even tan. Not very professional.
August 13, 2008 at 8:38 am
Cute, but she really just looks like a stripper dressed up for Halloween as Lara Croft.
What’s that you say? She’s a gymnast? Oh sweet merciful FSM. I’d hit it with an ancient Ming dynasty vase, then drag it into my cave and NOM it to death (probably my death,as she’s a gymnast).
August 13, 2008 at 10:01 am
rofl at those action pics
August 13, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Her navel resembles a stab wound.
August 13, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! How fussy are you pussies? Angelina Jolie is a whore? Great stuff.
Wouldn’t mind raiding her t.. wait, wait, too easy.
August 13, 2008 at 4:20 pm
@24691
Damn…you stole my cliche comment.
August 13, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Sorry, I meant 24601. My bad.
August 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Still prefer Jolie