Epic Battle - Bacon Vs Tofu

Epic Battle – Bacon Vs Tofu

Added on August 10th, 2008 by TrendyPick | Report Post
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Drewlicious (#1703)

15 years ago

Tofu looks like Mr. Peanut’s gay lover. Bacon just looks like he needs an ass whoopin’.

Exacerbate (#3372)

15 years ago

Bacon definitely. Tofu is shit.

Tardex (#2119)

15 years ago

I hate tofu and dislike bacon. YOU HEARD ME! But since tofu has a monocle I’m siding with tofu. TOFU FTW!

Namelis1 (#39)

15 years ago

I hate this fight.
Bacon is tasty and slowly kills you.
Tofu is disgusting and good for you. As far as the hype goes at least. Actually I should research tofu beyond the marketing hype.

yawn (#3315)

15 years ago

How is tofu disgusting? That’s like saying water is disgusting.
Besides, tofu is really good for you (rich in vegetable protein, calcium, potassium, and vitamin B; low in fat and calories), and it tastes pretty decent with some soy sauce and maybe some rice.

AgZed (#2298)

15 years ago

It’s the texture. You can dress it up with all the sauce you want, the texture is still gag-inducing. It’s like raw oysters or something. Foulness. Now Quorn, that’s the good shit.

Korinthian (#3174)

15 years ago

Boring old internet memes. Fuck bacon.

yawn (#3315)

15 years ago

The texture is fine to me. Have you never had jello?

Elepski (#3800)

15 years ago

I think i will make bacon wrapped tofu… might not be bad…

one (#3779)

15 years ago

Tofu looks like ant shit compared to bacon. If there was a bacon God, I’d pray to him before every burger.

Namelis1 (#39)

15 years ago

@yawn Actually the texture is fine its the taste that’s nausea inducing.

yawn (#3315)

15 years ago

The pendulum stops here!
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Tofu is like jello that tastes like water. Nothing wrong with jello’s texture and nothing wrong with the “taste” of water. Besides, you could always cut up the block of tofu into little pieces and you don’t even notice it with other food.
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Man, such culinary pansies. >_<

MrDooves (#4056)

15 years ago

All the health freaks put so much thought and effort into meat substitutes. Stop worrying about every damn thing and get your protein as god intended.
Tofu is a convoluted and tasteless way of achieving what chicken and fish have been since the dawn of time. Damn Hippies.