Comments on: Interesting Urinal

By: dogsurfer

dogsurfer — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:03:03 +0000

One night, a man comes home slightly drunk and his wife (who is suspecting he’s cheating on her) questions his whereabouts…
“Where were you?”
“I was at a new bar called the Golden Bar. Everything is golden.”
“Sure you were. There’s no such place.”
“There is. They have huge golden doors, golden floors, and even golden urinals.”
“Uh-huh, sure there is.”
So, the next day the wife looks through the phone book for this golden bar. Sure enough, there was a Golden Bar.
She decides to call up and check this out for herself…
“Is this the Golden Bar?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Do you have huge golden doors?”
“Yes, we do.”
“Do you have golden floors?”
“Yep, we have them too.”
“What about golden urinals?”
(speaking away from phone): “Hey Max, I think we have a lead on the guy that fouled your alto-sax.”

By: Dyna-Mole

Dyna-Mole — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:21:00 +0000

i want this

By: natedog

natedog — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:19:35 +0000

etiii, you can’t hit high notes on that thing

By: hvymetal86

hvymetal86 — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:54:12 +0000

I like this b/c I hated band.

By: awfulintentions

awfulintentions — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 10:31:40 +0000

Some body didn’t like band. . .

By: etiii

etiii — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:59:34 +0000

Awwwww, Tiki,
i used to play this horn for concerts, orchestra, dance band, solo recietals and full stageproductions. There’s a spit-valve at the botttom , so you can drain it…. Women love it when you hit the High-notes!!!!

By: Pants

Pants — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:17:17 +0000

Naw, just a good way to fuck with band geeks.

By: tiki god

tiki god — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:37:54 +0000

Pissy music?