I gotta roll my blunts a little smaller from now on…
Sorry about that everyone.
My bad.

Comment by Kidrythm — August 31, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

Its ok man, I forgive you. At least tell me it was awesome. It WAS awesome wasnt it? Becuase if it wasnt, I will have to beat you. With a shovel.

Comment by Tardex — August 31, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

I know it was awesome. We could tell from here. Thanks, kidrythm.

Comment by imandynan0 — September 1, 2008 @ 12:12 am

What the fuck are you smoking? Must be really shitty since you seem to need a lot.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — September 1, 2008 @ 12:18 am

At first this thread was all

Then lotuseater725 posted, now it is full of

nice going…
no really, you are ttly full of win.

Comment by Kidrythm — September 1, 2008 @ 12:28 am

Fuck yeah it was awesome, I was 30 miles downwind and I’ve still got the giggles.

Comment by dorix — September 1, 2008 @ 12:44 am

Kidrythm is a stoner? Why am I not surprised?

Comment by MikeBabaguh — September 1, 2008 @ 1:30 am

I hope not. I kinda enjoyed not being associated with cum dumpsters.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — September 1, 2008 @ 1:49 am

Vesphene gas depleted.

Comment by Korinthian — September 1, 2008 @ 2:19 am

Kidrythm haters

thems gotta poopy diaper.

Comment by Kidrythm — September 1, 2008 @ 10:59 am

seems like “the”lotuseater always has a poopy diaper

Comment by jose_lucca — September 3, 2008 @ 10:31 am

I usually spell it smiley but whatevers. Look slant-eyes can be stupid too!

Comment by Drewlicious — August 31, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

For once “Weird” for the Japanese doesn’t involve sex with an eel or eating poo.

Comment by Kidrythm — August 31, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

what the fuck is on fire?

Comment by silverflux — September 1, 2008 @ 12:36 am

wait, whoa, wrong post. okay, what the fuck is on fire in the smoke post? and it looks a lot like that kid’s mom is laughing at him.

i need more sleep.

Comment by silverflux — September 1, 2008 @ 12:36 am

They don’t look Japanese at all. Probably why this is so “tame”.

Anyways, imagine if this guy has to go to a job interview or a funeral.

Awkward!

Comment by yawn — September 1, 2008 @ 12:56 am

You kidding? He probably got it done FOR a funeral.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — September 1, 2008 @ 1:31 am

Ha! silly Asians.

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — September 1, 2008 @ 8:09 am

silly dog is silly

Comment by titanzero — August 31, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

This is the greatest picture I’ve ever seen on here.

Comment by Gunface01 — August 31, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

what a retardedly lovely animal.

Comment by jascas_ — August 31, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

hahaha

Comment by outofocus — August 31, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

It’s just so damn cute!

Comment by imandynan0 — August 31, 2008 @ 11:02 pm

Mogwai!

Comment by jediadept — August 31, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

My dog does this, but with less tongue and drool dripping off his chin…

Comment by marcuserektus — September 1, 2008 @ 11:26 am

LOL… Ky00te…

Comment by Phyreblade — September 1, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

Dude that’s old school nowadays my hand is glued to f6 between every jump in a jumping puzzle.

Mario can be beat in less than a minute w/o hacks or cheats. Does christianity still speak to modern issues and modern people?

Comment by Caio — August 31, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

@Caio - really? less than a minute w/o hacks or cheats? I seem to recall the record speed run coming in right under 5 mins for SMB and that is by using level warps (which some people don’t even count in legitimately beating the game) Oh, and nothing about Christianity is modern, hence, why it has been around for centuries…

Comment by token2k6 — August 31, 2008 @ 8:56 pm

Wait, Christianity has been around for centuries BECAUSE it isn’t modern? Like the not modernity caused it to have existed before modern existed.

I’d love to live in whatever mental time warp you used to come up with that, Billy Pilgrim.

Also speed runs are nothing. Slow runs are all the rage here is my favourite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rij_1IJLkfY

Comment by Caio — August 31, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

updownupdownleftrightleftrightBAselectstart

Comment by natedog — August 31, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

SMB mental giants…

I bet you guys get all the chicks.

Comment by Kidrythm — August 31, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

Calling people geeks on the internet…
My ironyometer just caught fire.

Comment by AgZed — September 1, 2008 @ 12:21 am

The only one who has ever won the game… Go figure…

Comment by Phyreblade — September 1, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

DO WANT!!!111

Comment by nyokki — August 31, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

sweeeeeeeeet!

Comment by wookie_x — August 31, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

fucking awesome

Comment by Dyna-Mole — September 1, 2008 @ 3:12 am

IT’S PANDA-MONIUM!

Comment by phat_stack — August 31, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

I guess those buggers aren’t endangered anymore. Panda Bear rug anyone?

Comment by rebelyell2006 — August 31, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

Someone reads I Can Has Cheezburger

Comment by TrayShadix — August 31, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

Panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Comment by PathogenAntifreeze — September 1, 2008 @ 12:15 am

Do you know what Obama will do if he becomes president? He will make defragmenting your computer illegal. Gradually your computer will get slower and slower as your computer has to put together your word documents by each individual zero and one. And after a couple months when your computer is too fragmented to use you will have to go buy a new one from the STATE OWNED COMPUTER company; that will be its name. And because there are no incentives with state monopoly they will only make Apple IIs.

Obama will FUCK UP this country.

Comment by Caio — August 31, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

Wat?

Comment by 8870949 — August 31, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

Omnomnomnom
I would vote for this woman but only if she promises to continue wearing short skirts everywhere.

Comment by lolcat — August 31, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

WTF kind of horrid photoshop is this?

Comment by MikeBabaguh — August 31, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

Tiki is just desperate to trash Palin because he’s afraid that McCain-Palin will win this November.

Comment by diabeetus — August 31, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

I have a Mac, I don’t defrag yay!

Go McCain!

Comment by teezy weezy — August 31, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

If she wears a catsuit for the next two months, I’ll vote McCain/Palin.

Comment by rebelyell2006 — August 31, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

McCain said he would pick the most qualified person to be VP, so she must be the most qualified person to be VP! End of debate! Don’t you know he was POW?! I can’t wait for McCain to be President so he can continue to appoint equally qualified people to be run the country!

Comment by reboot — August 31, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

I find it funny how a lot of people from the Obama camp bashes Palin on her “inexperience.” As if their top of the ticket doesn’t have enough experience himself.

Comment by diabeetus — August 31, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

@diabeetus
I’m not bashing her, asshole. I’m totally serious. I’ve seen the light and I’m switching sides.
I support John McCain because the US system of democracy is not working anymore. We need a psychotic, war-mongering, race-baiting, government-bankrupting leader to finish what Bush started and cause the total destruction of the economy, government and stability in the US. We need to essentially burn it all down to the ground and build it up again from scratch. The corporations that rule our lives will cease to exist along with half the world. Then we can rebuild. Best of all, since the majority of Republicans are old and weak and mollycoddled, they’ll be the first to go.
McCain in ‘08. Total Anarchy in ‘12.

Comment by reboot — August 31, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

2 year old governor with mayorship experience in a small Alaskan town (pop. 9000) does not a president nor vice president make.
Wasilla, Alaska < Chicago, Illinois
when it comes to similarity to the rest of the nation.
I expect someone from a metropolitan area to know more about what the fuck is going on than I do a someone from a backwoods town in the middle of nowhere in a state that isn’t even attached to the rest of the nation. Same goes for Hawaii , they can govern their volcanoes, stay outta my white house though.

Comment by 8870949 — August 31, 2008 @ 7:29 pm

@reboot

OH SHIT. I think you’re on to something.
/may switch my vote, maybe.

Comment by 8870949 — August 31, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

I think her vagina just launched a nuclear attack against pant suits… and i thank her vagina for that.

Comment by Thrella — August 31, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

What? A pageant girl that doesn’t wish for world peace? That’s a first.

Comment by Korinthian — August 31, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

2 year old governor with mayorship experience in a small Alaskan town (pop. 9000) does not a president nor vice president make.

The most Obama has done with his executive experience was being a “community organizer.” What the fuck does a “community organizer” do? I don’t think that qualifies him to be PRESIDENT of the United States.

Has Obama ever become Governor of a state? Has Obama ever took on his own party to fight corruption? The only thing Palin and Obama have in common is that they served the same number of years in their respective positions, two years.

Comment by diabeetus — August 31, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

Palin: I don’t know what a VP does all day. Yeah, seems like a good choice.

Comment by Korinthian — August 31, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

@ diabeetus
it is simply my opinion that someone working in the federal government knows more about what is going on than a person in a tiny executive position.
State experience vs. federal experience.

Comment by 8870949 — August 31, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

White people in Alaska still drink hooch made in bathtubs and when it’s windy they sleep in their cars because their “houses” aren’t much more than aluminum siding nailed to whatever driftwood occasionally washes ashore from like hundreds of miles south. This is a woman who ate arctic fox meat cooked over a quickly-made stone firepit fuelled by dry moss.

And that is experience we can trust.

Comment by Caio — August 31, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

I don’t pick my presidential candidates, or vice ones for that matter, from reruns of Northern Exposure.

Comment by 8870949 — August 31, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

it is simply my opinion that someone working in the federal government knows more about what is going on than a person in a tiny executive position.

Thank God it’s only your opinion, along with your fellow Obamaniacs. At least she ran something all throughout her life and brought reform every corner she turned. What was Obama’s statue in the Senate? How powerful was he? He only held a tiny seat in the U.S. Senate with tiny powers and as a result tiny experience.

And do I need to remind you? Palin’s the VP while Obama’s running for president. Where’s the argument in that?

Funny how the VP on the Republican ticket is more qualified than the presidential candidate on the Democrat ticket. You Democrats really are something you know that?

Comment by diabeetus — August 31, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

Haha — political arguments on the internet are hilarious. Everyone believes whatever comes from their “side”, and find something wrong with everything that comes from the other “side”, and everyone thinks their opinion is “right”. And none of it matters anyway, since whoever wins will A) have a gigantic existing mess to clean up, and B) won’t do 99% of the shit they promised anyway. But everyone is compelled to be on a “team” and root against the other “team”.

No wonder America is so fucked up. It’s full of wankers.

Comment by flintlocke — August 31, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

Yupiks in Alaska don live so bad though they get the lawsuit money cuz the priests up there kept raping all their little boys and such. Nope, they live comfortable dang old Yupiks.

Comment by Caio — August 31, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

Would hit.
That is what matters to me.

/Alaskan

Comment by skinbubble — August 31, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

Palin’s a creationist too, which tells us she doesn’t even know basic science. A VP that doesn’t know science and a president that can’t operate a cell phone? No thanks.

Comment by Korinthian — August 31, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

@diabeetus lol wut obama has a statue now?

Comment by asdf — August 31, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

I agree with diabeetus. She ran the whole state of Alaska for 18 months, which has a population of almost that of Austin, TX. Plus its close to Canada and Russia, so she’s probably got international experience or something.
What’s Obama got? A few years as legislator in Illinois? A couple years in Congress? The last time we elected somebody with so little experience there was a fucking CIVIL WAR! Do you want that to happen again?

Answer: maybe.

Comment by reboot — August 31, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

If the current commander in chimp can be president, I guess a pageant girl could as well, when McCain finishes to decompose.

Comment by Korinthian — August 31, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

I would like to be her Monica Lewinsky.

oh and anyone who thinks political figureheads actually make any decisions is a retard.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 31, 2008 @ 9:17 pm

Reboot
youre on to something there,
If i was in america and could vote, id pick some war monger over Obama

Id rather have some psychotic dictator push USA to the limits until it hits rock bottom and the intelligent americans can rebuild it to be better next time, at least a leader who openly tells the nation what to do gets things done

lets face it, if Obama gets elected, every black person is going to have their ego triple in size and consider obama’s presidency as the green light to do what they want to other races
Usa is either going to have a race-based civil war of blacks versus all others,…or its going to become like south africa where every civilian has to carry an automatic firearm just to walk down the street

Comment by KommissarKonrad — August 31, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

Yupiks got so much money from them priest lawsuits some of em used it to go out and buy themselves a dang generator.

What kind of Alaska is it where a white man can barely keep his kerosene lamp filled when a Yupik can clap his lights on and off?

—

Alaska is just a microcosm for the country. You got Palin growin up on rocks and half a ripped up blanket while Obama grew up in the mansion he bought with slave reparation money.

Yupik livin like kings now. When my granddaddy came to Alaska Yupiks couldn’t even take their complaints in front of a court because they did have last names and also they got lashins for being in town.

Somethin wrong with America. Yupiks livin like millionares ain’t how the founding fathers intended Alaska to be like.

Comment by Caio — August 31, 2008 @ 9:27 pm

The only reason I would say anything about Palin’s lack of experience is because the republicans themselves made such a big deal about Obama’s lack of xp. I don’t think it matters that much, myself.

Comment by nyokki — August 31, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

Hey while you internerds argue semantics all day I am gonna just walk off with the hot MILF in the picture…
YOINK!

Comment by Kidrythm — August 31, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

@Caio. ‘Obama grew up in the mansion he bought with slave reparation money.’

WTF? Obama grew up in the hood like the rest of his brothers.

Comment by Theo11 — August 31, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

@ Korinthian

If you’re not a Christian, you wont win the election. Plain and simple.

Comment by Exacerbate — September 1, 2008 @ 10:44 am

@Theo11
Not like his brother who lives in a hut in Africa.

Comment by Exacerbate — September 1, 2008 @ 10:44 am

…well since the only qualifications for president is 35 years old and born in America…

Comment by marcuserektus — September 1, 2008 @ 11:38 am

@8870949

Northern Exposure! lol I totally forgot about that show! It was great! Now I’ll be thinkin’ of it all the time!

And Reboot. Total Anarchy in ‘12. Hilarious! I love it!

Agree with fed v. state experience in general, but governor of a state is often a lead-in to the presidency, since it is executive rather than law-making experience.

I vote the person, not necessarily the experience. That goes for BOTH sides in this debate.

Great pic of the Veep candidate, though! Rowr!

Comment by Marianne_W — September 1, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

kidrythms penis is thiis big

Comment by TrikYodz — August 31, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

LOL at Trik

Comment by one — August 31, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

Whatchoo lookin’ at…

Comment by Phyreblade — August 31, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

I will crush the Time Child’s skull like a clam shell on my tummy!

Comment by reboot — August 31, 2008 @ 7:25 pm

one of the best 2 part episodes ever! south park is great genius

Comment by TrikYodz — August 31, 2008 @ 7:38 pm

Trik wins.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — September 1, 2008 @ 12:17 am

Accidentally broke/drank/sat on?

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — August 31, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

I just accidentally a coke bottle. Accidentally coke bottle everywhere!

Comment by Tardex — August 31, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

Thats funny shit tiki!

Comment by Tardex — August 31, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

Yes Tiki. Very bad. You should be ashamed.

Comment by Sticky — August 31, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

Haha, great stuff…
Should I post the link?

Comment by goatsgomoo — August 31, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

Not if it’s accidental.

Comment by AlecDalek — August 31, 2008 @ 4:35 pm

yes~!

Comment by 8870949 — August 31, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

Post the links.

Actually does anyone know where this was first spotted?

Comment by Namelis1 — August 31, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

yeah, i accidentally a coca bottle too

Comment by Billy Manic — August 31, 2008 @ 4:43 pm

Yes, it is bad that you never received the education required to form a complete sentence.

Comment by Crystalkestrel — August 31, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

Crystal doesn’t get the joke.

Comment by Sticky — August 31, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

THE LINK! SEND IT! SEND IT FOR GODS SAKE BEFORE WE ALL PERISH!

Comment by Tardex — August 31, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

i accidentally the link. is this bad?

Comment by natedog — August 31, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

You should a doctor right away.

Comment by Kero — August 31, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

I just the coke bottle ON PURPOSE! I’m in therapy so it’s okay.

Comment by Helixx — August 31, 2008 @ 5:15 pm

I hate it when i accidentally a coke bottle.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — August 31, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

You blew my mind.

Comment by Thrella — August 31, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

It’s just a senseless thing to piss off people into believing what they’re saying means something

Comment by Lamb — August 31, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

Here’s the link where I first saw this.
http://www.sfwchan.com/pics/84829693.jpg

Comment by goatsgomoo — August 31, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

a new meme is born…

yay.

Comment by Kidrythm — August 31, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

That’s hysterical. I can’t believe the other didn’t much sooner.

Comment by nyokki — August 31, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

this always makes me

Comment by Billy Manic — September 1, 2008 @ 12:55 am

Some douche tried to do this on the Tom Green show last week. It was torture hearing him stagger around such a simple concept of humor.

“I accidentally the Tom Green show, is this bad?”

Comment by MrDooves — September 1, 2008 @ 11:13 am

I do it on purpose.

Comment by Impatience — September 9, 2008 @ 1:50 am