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July 12, 2008 at 11:42 am
Why though?
July 12, 2008 at 11:44 am
Notice that it says BOI TOYZ.
July 12, 2008 at 11:55 am
It’s not like semen smells that great in the first place… I can’t imagine what fake semen smells like. Ugh.
July 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm
once again, i must inform the masses!
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8657
that’s why.
July 12, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Rofl @ the link.
July 12, 2008 at 1:37 pm
This is an outstanding product! The best part–4 ounces. That’s one ounce too many to get through airport security. I must buy a bottle! Then, when TSA tries to take it away, I can scream, “You can’t have my jizz! Get your hands off my jizz!!!”
July 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm
^ You win.
July 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm
if you get really bored mid-coitus, you can be like, “Oh! I’m done! you were great”, and no one will be the wiser.
July 12, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Bored during sex? WTF r u doin’?
July 12, 2008 at 3:23 pm
@Dyna-Mole… Now it makes sense!
Either way, DO NOT WANT
July 12, 2008 at 4:14 pm
nyokki, it sounds like any warm hole willing is probably thrilling for you. however, when a girl just lays there, or anyone for that matter depending on what your into, it is BOOOORREEEEEENG. i would rather beat off if i’m the only one participating.
July 12, 2008 at 7:52 pm
^Absolutely agree. If she’s just gonna lay there, then I might as well try the butt sex. If that ain’t gonna work, I’m squirting and leaving as quick as can, cook breakfast for yourself, you lazy bitch who wouldn’t let me butt sex her.
July 12, 2008 at 10:46 pm
@Dyna-Mole
Any warm hole? I think you’re a little confused about either my gender or my proclivities.
July 13, 2008 at 1:17 am
nyokki, would you like to try my warm hole? that sounds exciting for both of us.
July 13, 2008 at 3:47 am
Ima confused.
July 13, 2008 at 4:48 am
just because you don’t have a penis and I don’t have a vagina, doesn’t mean that you can’t be the boy and I can’t be the girl
July 13, 2008 at 4:53 am
Dammit, I hate that auto smiley face bullshit.
: D
that’s better
July 13, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh…hmmm
July 13, 2008 at 7:29 pm
nyokki, I urge you to consider that some things cannot be unseen before you look at THIS!
*note: that’s not me.
July 13, 2008 at 9:01 pm
HAHAH, I can unsee anusthong. Well, almost anything.
July 13, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Freud was right. who would want to unsee such WIN, amirite?
ever hear of a wizard sleeve? now you’ve seen the Gandalf of them all.
July 13, 2008 at 11:00 pm
I know you’re talking about yourself Dyna-Mole because, while I’m well used, I am also well maintained.
July 13, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I see what you mean…damnit
D
July 14, 2008 at 1:24 am
i know. the auto-smily sucketh mansleeve