Jizz Lubricant

Jizz Lubricant

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    24 Responses to Jizz Lubricant

    1. Notice that it says BOI TOYZ.

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    2. It’s not like semen smells that great in the first place… I can’t imagine what fake semen smells like. Ugh.

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    3. This is an outstanding product! The best part–4 ounces. That’s one ounce too many to get through airport security. I must buy a bottle! Then, when TSA tries to take it away, I can scream, “You can’t have my jizz! Get your hands off my jizz!!!”

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    4. if you get really bored mid-coitus, you can be like, “Oh! I’m done! you were great”, and no one will be the wiser.

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    5. Bored during sex? WTF r u doin’?

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    6. @Dyna-Mole… Now it makes sense!

      Either way, DO NOT WANT

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    7. nyokki, it sounds like any warm hole willing is probably thrilling for you. however, when a girl just lays there, or anyone for that matter depending on what your into, it is BOOOORREEEEEENG. i would rather beat off if i’m the only one participating.

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    8. ^Absolutely agree. If she’s just gonna lay there, then I might as well try the butt sex. If that ain’t gonna work, I’m squirting and leaving as quick as can, cook breakfast for yourself, you lazy bitch who wouldn’t let me butt sex her.

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    9. @Dyna-Mole
      Any warm hole? I think you’re a little confused about either my gender or my proclivities.

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    10. nyokki, would you like to try my warm hole? that sounds exciting for both of us.

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    11. just because you don’t have a penis and I don’t have a vagina, doesn’t mean that you can’t be the boy and I can’t be the girl 😀

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    12. Dammit, I hate that auto smiley face bullshit.

      : D

      that’s better

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    13. nyokki, I urge you to consider that some things cannot be unseen before you look at THIS!

      *note: that’s not me.

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    14. HAHAH, I can unsee anusthong. Well, almost anything.

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    15. Freud was right. who would want to unsee such WIN, amirite?

      ever hear of a wizard sleeve? now you’ve seen the Gandalf of them all.

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    16. I know you’re talking about yourself Dyna-Mole because, while I’m well used, I am also well maintained. 😉

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    17. I see what you mean…damnit ;)D

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    18. i know. the auto-smily sucketh mansleeve

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