Comments on: New Dragonforce album cover

By: Dyna-Mole

Dyna-Mole — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:21:45 +0000

vonDread, these bands may seem more severe and shit, and the music may well be more interesting, but no one shits on DFs skills. Hanneman and King can’t tandem as fast and you know it. I’m sure they are quite impressed with DF, even if they do sound like some mutant metal affectation of Journey. If you absolutely require your speed to be all dark and brooding just skip straight to Immortal and never look back.

DF is also a hair band, and if you ain’t down with hair, what kind of metalhead are you?

By: vonDread

vonDread — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:50:39 +0000

Jesus that’s horrible. What a bunch of overrated fags these guys are. Hibria, Lost Horizon, Blind Guardian, Gamma Ray, Grave Digger, Iron Savior, Metalium, Paragon, Rebellion, Running Wild, Sabaton, and Stormwarrior are all power/speed bands that shit all over Dragonforce.

By: Caio

Caio — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:18:40 +0000

Somehow the lulz from metalhead trolling are just getting less and less satisfying. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, only more like dropping a nuke on a thimble-full of really fat, large, unwashed fish.

Anyway, here are my favourite NON-EMO metallica lyrics:
“I hurt inside/ I hide inside/ But I’ll show you,”
“Mama, why’s it rainin’ in my room,”
“Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
I’m having a bad day
I lot my iPod”
“WHEN I WAS”

By: Dyna-Mole

Dyna-Mole — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:55:06 +0000

if you don’t know metal, why chime in? what does indie rock have to do with metal? emo ain’t metal either. My Chemical Romance? shut your fuckin mouth already. what do you hope to contribute?

how bout contributing some silence?

By: Caio

Caio — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:34:26 +0000

Hey, I don’t need to attempt to look cool, Chris, it just happens.

By: chris_hates_freedom

chris_hates_freedom — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:31:46 +0000

that said… not my cup of tea. But there’s no ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ in music. Listen to what moves ya.

By: chris_hates_freedom

chris_hates_freedom — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:29:40 +0000

shit. I was going to flout my music snob credentials and rudely take a steaming crap on someone else’s musical tastes in a failed attempt to look cool, but it appears I was beaten to the punch. I guess I’ll have to go snipe at someone else now.

By: Caio

Caio — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:17:57 +0000

@Dynamole: You’re assuming I have some kind of aspie hair metal esoteric knowledge. To tell you the truth all metal/classic rock/indie sounds exactly the same to me: Like the music you hear in waiting rooms. Fuck, I never even heard of Dragonforce until I went to /mu/ out of boredom a few weeks ago. The only reason I know they’re Metal is that they are otherkin which in rock speak apparently makes them Metal.

To be honest I don’t know why people bother to argue about metal. Being a metalhead of any kind makes you look like you’re tipping the far end of the Autism spectrum, and the “I can organize my music into a million sub-sub-sub-genres” obsessive correcting only drives that point home.

Have you ever noticed that metalheads are all over the internets but you never meet one in real life? That’s because they are all 400lb shut ins and roughly the Music equivalent to Paultards or Atheism/Religion super-debaters.

By: TheMustardMan

TheMustardMan — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:21:47 +0000

OH U GAIZ!!1

By: Exacerbate

Exacerbate — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:17:34 +0000

@Dyan-Mole
There’s a difference between appreciating the talent of the Dragonforce guitar players, and being able to sit through one of their songs with having a brain aneurysm.