New Dragonforce album cover

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Anyone else pretty stoked about this album coming out?

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    23 Responses to New Dragonforce album cover

    1. heavy metal = my chemical romance + more emo + fairies

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    2. Dragonforce sucks. Any music worth listening too was made in the 80’s.

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    3. Last two comments are more retarded than this hopefully-fake album cover.

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    4. Caio, please proceed to staple your asshole shut so the backup shit causes your anus to implode, rupturing your organs with poop and other fluids so you die slowly of internal poop bleeding.

      Dragonforce is awesome. Their older stuff was better, much like with other metal bands.

      This album cover sucks though. Looks like it was made by a 14 year old who just learned how to use photoshop.

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    5. Half-naked cybernetic chick holding a massive motorcycle-dragon-gun. I say it has potential.

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    6. DragonForce = Wannabe 80’s glam rock fag bands. Only queers listen to that pussy shit. Shit guitarist, shit vocals, and shit songs. SHIT SHIT SHIT

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    7. @Ciao and AAK15

      why even speak up on this? you know Dragonforce is nerdy. They are built around fucking dynamo guitarists on a foundataion of folklore thematics. It’s like making fun of Rush back in the day. everyone knows their not hip or cool, but in their own right they are mad scientists. so why not shut the fuck up?

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    8. also, album cover wins a victory most can’t even comprehend

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    9. LOOK! I CAN GET 27 GUITARISTS IN A BAND AND PRETEND THAT THEY’RE REALLY SKILLED BY MAKING RANDOM MUSIC!

      OMG!?!? MILLIONS OF MONEY ! WE’RE GENIUSES! PEOPLE LOVE US FOR OUR COMPLETELY SKILLED BAND!

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    10. OH NOES!!! SOMEONE LIKES A BAND THAT I DONT!!! THAT PERSON IS WRONG!!!!

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    11. w0x, because you think they have 27 guitarists is reason for you to believe their 2 guitarists have mad, Juliard-trained skills.

      you and AAKP3NI5 are dissing guitar players so good, average players couldn’t make it halfway through any of their songs before their hands cramp up completely, even if they could figure out the tabs. they play metal guiar all day and then go to sleep and dream about it.

      SO PLEASE SHUT UP AND STICK YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTONS SIDEWAYS IN YOUR PEEHOLE.

      DragonForce fans. go check out the Fucking Champs aka C4AM5.

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    12. @Dyan-Mole
      There’s a difference between appreciating the talent of the Dragonforce guitar players, and being able to sit through one of their songs with having a brain aneurysm.

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    13. @Dynamole: You’re assuming I have some kind of aspie hair metal esoteric knowledge. To tell you the truth all metal/classic rock/indie sounds exactly the same to me: Like the music you hear in waiting rooms. Fuck, I never even heard of Dragonforce until I went to /mu/ out of boredom a few weeks ago. The only reason I know they’re Metal is that they are otherkin which in rock speak apparently makes them Metal.

      To be honest I don’t know why people bother to argue about metal. Being a metalhead of any kind makes you look like you’re tipping the far end of the Autism spectrum, and the “I can organize my music into a million sub-sub-sub-genres” obsessive correcting only drives that point home.

      Have you ever noticed that metalheads are all over the internets but you never meet one in real life? That’s because they are all 400lb shut ins and roughly the Music equivalent to Paultards or Atheism/Religion super-debaters.

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    14. shit. I was going to flout my music snob credentials and rudely take a steaming crap on someone else’s musical tastes in a failed attempt to look cool, but it appears I was beaten to the punch. I guess I’ll have to go snipe at someone else now.

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    15. that said… not my cup of tea. But there’s no ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ in music. Listen to what moves ya.

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    16. Hey, I don’t need to attempt to look cool, Chris, it just happens.

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    17. if you don’t know metal, why chime in? what does indie rock have to do with metal? emo ain’t metal either. My Chemical Romance? shut your fuckin mouth already. what do you hope to contribute?

      how bout contributing some silence?

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    18. Somehow the lulz from metalhead trolling are just getting less and less satisfying. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, only more like dropping a nuke on a thimble-full of really fat, large, unwashed fish.

      Anyway, here are my favourite NON-EMO metallica lyrics:
      “I hurt inside/ I hide inside/ But I’ll show you,”
      “Mama, why’s it rainin’ in my room,”
      “Life it seems, will fade away
      Drifting further every day
      Getting lost within myself
      Nothing matters no one else
      I have lost the will to live
      I’m having a bad day
      I lot my iPod”
      “WHEN I WAS”

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    19. Jesus that’s horrible. What a bunch of overrated fags these guys are. Hibria, Lost Horizon, Blind Guardian, Gamma Ray, Grave Digger, Iron Savior, Metalium, Paragon, Rebellion, Running Wild, Sabaton, and Stormwarrior are all power/speed bands that shit all over Dragonforce.

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    20. vonDread, these bands may seem more severe and shit, and the music may well be more interesting, but no one shits on DFs skills. Hanneman and King can’t tandem as fast and you know it. I’m sure they are quite impressed with DF, even if they do sound like some mutant metal affectation of Journey. If you absolutely require your speed to be all dark and brooding just skip straight to Immortal and never look back.

      DF is also a hair band, and if you ain’t down with hair, what kind of metalhead are you?

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