helicopters – they can not actually fly, they just so ugly the earth repels them

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14 Responses to helicopters – they can not actually fly, they just so ugly the earth repels them

  1. Nobody else thought this was funny, either?

  2. My old man once said he’d never fly in any aircraft where the wings were going faster than the fuselage.

  3. Actually they’re propelled by the screams of the crew and passengers.

  4. They beat the air into submission…

  5. Like a mechanical Chuck Norris.

  6. Proof of Fail.

    Hilarity Clinton is much uglier and she does not fly, therefore statement is false.

  7. My old man always said, “If you’re not shit-scared when flying your bird, you’re damn well not flying it right.”

    Then he died in a plane crash.

    Awesome?

  8. It’s probably worth noting here that I work on helicopter avionics and will be training as a pilot once the Navy pays for my degree.

    I’ll most likely also be dying in a aircraft crash, due to flying like a complete badass.

  9. Ack is so correct.

    Every time you return it is a crash-a very controlled crash. Remember auto-rotating in
    UH-1H leaving ruts about 6″ deep in dry hard dirt.

  10. DemolitionsGeek will make a crater out of American Enginuity, Fail, and badassery.

    Best death.

  11. Pauld; “My old man once said he’d never fly in any aircraft where the wings were going faster than the fuselage.”

    Something along these lines occasionally comes up whenever you die in COD 4.

  12. Kaze; It won’t be soo much Fail as much as “Well, crew, we’re out of HELLFIRE rockets SOOOOO I’m just gunna fly this bad boy dick-first int the target. Good thing is, nobody in this chopter is going to die alone!” (Starts playing “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” and kicks the throttle forward)

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