helicopters – they can not actually fly, they just so ugly the earth repels them
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June 26, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Nobody else thought this was funny, either?
June 26, 2008 at 9:32 pm
My old man once said he’d never fly in any aircraft where the wings were going faster than the fuselage.
June 26, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Actually they’re propelled by the screams of the crew and passengers.
June 26, 2008 at 10:12 pm
They beat the air into submission…
June 27, 2008 at 3:54 am
Like a mechanical Chuck Norris.
June 27, 2008 at 6:26 am
Proof of Fail.
Hilarity Clinton is much uglier and she does not fly, therefore statement is false.
June 27, 2008 at 7:13 am
My old man always said, “If you’re not shit-scared when flying your bird, you’re damn well not flying it right.”
Then he died in a plane crash.
Awesome?
June 27, 2008 at 7:14 am
It’s probably worth noting here that I work on helicopter avionics and will be training as a pilot once the Navy pays for my degree.
I’ll most likely also be dying in a aircraft crash, due to flying like a complete badass.
June 27, 2008 at 8:44 am
Mi-28 Havoc
June 27, 2008 at 9:21 am
Well, I lol’d…
June 27, 2008 at 10:18 am
Ack is so correct.
Every time you return it is a crash-a very controlled crash. Remember auto-rotating in
UH-1H leaving ruts about 6″ deep in dry hard dirt.
June 27, 2008 at 10:23 am
DemolitionsGeek will make a crater out of American Enginuity, Fail, and badassery.
Best death.
June 27, 2008 at 10:33 am
Pauld; “My old man once said he’d never fly in any aircraft where the wings were going faster than the fuselage.”
Something along these lines occasionally comes up whenever you die in COD 4.
June 27, 2008 at 10:45 am
Kaze; It won’t be soo much Fail as much as “Well, crew, we’re out of HELLFIRE rockets SOOOOO I’m just gunna fly this bad boy dick-first int the target. Good thing is, nobody in this chopter is going to die alone!” (Starts playing “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” and kicks the throttle forward)