How to keep Jehova witnesses from knocking on your door
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That won’t work – they’ll just knock on the door directly instead of using the knocker. In fact, that knocker will ATTRACT religious nuts of all sorts as you’ll seem prime material for needing conversion.
^^Agreed.
It’s more fun to let them knock on your door and convert them to atheism instead.
In my experiences answering the door to them, Jehovah’s Witnesses are easily scared away; if “sorry, but I’m Catholic” makes them nervous (they’ve always looked shaken and walked away), then giant testes would be like a Death Star force shield. Then again, I live in the ‘burbs so maybe our JWs are street-tough like they are elsewhere.
^and by that I mean they *aren’t* street-tough. Where’s an edit button when you need one?
I used to live right next door to a witness…
Things eventually got to the point that I wound up hanging a goat skull painted red and black on my front door to keep them away.