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How to keep Jehova witnesses from knocking on your door


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    NoOneInParticular
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    That won’t work – they’ll just knock on the door directly instead of using the knocker. In fact, that knocker will ATTRACT religious nuts of all sorts as you’ll seem prime material for needing conversion.

    pedantic
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    ^^Agreed.

    outofocus
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    It’s more fun to let them knock on your door and convert them to atheism instead.

    rattybad
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    In my experiences answering the door to them, Jehovah’s Witnesses are easily scared away; if “sorry, but I’m Catholic” makes them nervous (they’ve always looked shaken and walked away), then giant testes would be like a Death Star force shield. Then again, I live in the ‘burbs so maybe our JWs are street-tough like they are elsewhere.

    rattybad
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    ^and by that I mean they *aren’t* street-tough. Where’s an edit button when you need one?

    Marrock
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    I used to live right next door to a witness…

    Things eventually got to the point that I wound up hanging a goat skull painted red and black on my front door to keep them away.



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