Monty Python – Meaning of Life

I need a machine that going PING.

oh, and oh of those BEEP BEEP ones too!

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    1. “What do I do?”
      “Nothing, dear, you’re not qualified!”

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    2. This really is my favorite MP movie. How can you beat a musical number about selling your kids for scientific experimentation because your religion forbids contraceptives? 🙂

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    3. Also my favorite.

      “This is the machine that goes BING!”

      “Have I got one? Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry’s and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, ‘Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I’ll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'”

      “Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
      Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You. ”

      “Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.”

      “Do all philosophers have an S in them? ”

      “M-hmm. Well, it’s nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where’s the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here’s the theme music. Goodnight.”

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    4. I bloody love this movie.

      Actually, I love python in general, but this might be a favorite. The opening animation and the galaxy/liver song might put it over Holy Grail.

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    5. “Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis . . . isn’t awfully nice to have a cock!”

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