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  1. Only thing worse than a dead baby. Is a dead baby gone to waste .

  2. The other, other white meat.

    GET IN MAH BELLY!

  3. the only thing that would make this more win would be if the top billboard started with WAT! instead of WHAT!

    18 days and there is a heartbeat?

    WAT

  4. They almost had me, and then I saw the bit about “Heartbeat in 18 days”. I call shenanigans. Christians, over the life of their religion, have killed millions of innocents that had had heartbeats way longer than that. It’s like they really just want to make sure the babies make it into the world so they can get started oppressing them. It’s not like they help the babies they “save” for all the years after their born. Christians are so full of shit sometimes I wonder how they can still have white skin.

  5. @ Aleck: Christians are not exactly the only fucking psycho jihadists the world have ever seen.

    You’re using the same excuse a black person would use for getting reparations today: You oppressed my ancestors, give me money. Just because they were fucking lunatics back then doesn’t mean they are now.

  6. one does not have to be a christian or go to church to be pro life

    people from anywhere on the planet are individuals who can have any number of different combinations of beliefs. even people of the same families often differ in their beliefs dramatically.

    i am against abortion, but i am pro-choice. i think it is murder, but i dont think it is my place to tell someone else what to do or how to make their choices.

    also i think the woman should have to have the father’s permission before being able to have the abortion. it’s his child too, right? and to anyone who thinks that last statement is bullshit, fuck you. L2takeresponibilityforwhereyouputyour cooter

  7. Chicken Embryos VS Human Embryos

    Which one has a soul, and which one makes a delicous chicken mcnugget?

  8. I’m with natedog on this one… There are times when I’d agree with an abortion, like if the pregnancy has a high chance of killing the mother before she can bring it to term, or if a woman gets pregnant as a result of a rape, then yeah, an abortion should be an option.

    But if you just don’t want the baby? Or “it was an accident”? Or, “I can’t take care of this baby for financial/medical/emotional/psychological issues”? Tough shit. There’s this little thing called responsibility which seems to be an anathema to the modern mindset. You don’t want a kid? Then maybe you shouldn’t have gone out, gotten drunk and opened your knees for some fella who seemed quite charming at the time. Our actions have consequences, sometimes unforeseen, that we have to be responsible for. And sometimes, those consequences suck; like having a nine-pound screaming larva tear it’s way out of your vagoo.

    If you want to make absolutely sure you don’t get/get someone pregnant, don’t have sex. It’s not a difficult a concept. Because no one *needs* to have sex. There is (unfortunately) no terminal illness that can only be cured with sex. People *want* to have sex (not that I blame them :P ), but if they do, then they have to take responsibility for the fact that someone might get pregnant. Even if you use protection, a condom might break, the Pill might fail for some incredibly unlikely reason, or he might not quite pull out in time. But the main purpose of having sex is to get the woman pregnant, so even if you’re taking precautions, you still need to realize that doing so always carries a risk of winding up with a bun in the oven.

    There’s plenty of infertile couples out there who would love the chance to adopt a kid, so if you really can’t take care of a kid, put it up for adoption. Having to squeeze one out, and having to hear about it for the rest of his life, would be a lovely lesson in personal responsibility for women and men respectively.

    And while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the morning after pill for anything except an emergency measure in rape cases. That should probably cut down on the number of, “I wasn’t on the pill and went out to the club and met a guy and despite him not being clever enough to bring a condom with him when the only reason for going to the club is to try to get laid, I boinked him anyway because I knew I could just get the morning after pill the next day but then I got herpes” stories, and that’s a good thing.

  9. Solid wall of text is solid, lolz.

  10. There’s a pill in the last stages of production, or already out on the market that is a form of birth control for guys.

    It can be taken a few hours before sex and work up to three days. No side effects either other than all the little guys die off for a bit.

    HOWEVER, there’s no pressure or stress on this product and it’s use because there’s so much stress in our society that the woman has to packed and ready for the fucking, and if she gets pregnant it’s her fault, and the baby her’s responsibility.

    And as a female, I do *groan and facepalm* when girls get knocked up because they’re responsible and want to slap, and for some, kick them in the stomach.

    BUT, a sperm cell is equal to an egg cell, and it takes two to create a baby. The male is just as responsible as the female in the creation of the baby. But there’s so much fault put into the woman, that it’s pretty disgusting.

    I’m pro-choice, especially in rape situations, and pro-choice to an extent. Partial birth abortions are fucking disgusting and the people who take part in them are murders.

    Depending on the situation, A woman should have full control over what happens to her baby. Having an abortion to get back at your husband is disgusting, and if he wants to raise the child, let him. But not allowing your divorcing wife to have an abortion to remain in control and dominant over her is equally disgusting.

    It’s a difficult problem, and varies on situations.

    Don’t forget incest either as a reason to get an abortion.

  11. *EDIT Because I suck when I type fast*

    And as a femael I do want to groan and facepalm when girls get knocked up because they’re irresponsible and stupid. I want to slap them, and for some, kick them in the stomach.

  12. @Thrella

    Nice try, but your argument is basically if you kill someone, you don’t have to go to jail, if there are others that have killed. Yes the Islamists are fucking nuts, but they haven’t been around anywhere near as long as Christians. And it’s the Christians that put up the billboard in this case.

    Oh and you lost me with the bit about reparations. I’m not saying Christians owe me money, I’m saying they’re full of shit. I wouldn’t want “free” handouts of money from a Christian anyway. There’s always strings attached.

  13. And another thing, christians are always going on about how the crusades and inquisition and other embarrassments are a product of a bygone era. They’re passed that now. They no longer go into other countries, with lies and deceit as an excuse, and kill millions of innocents in the name of Jesus… wait, isn’t that exactly what President Dumbass did?

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