The Bible Explained by an angry 13 year old


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    Queensly
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    “Apple or GTFO”
    Fucking Brilliant!

    dorix
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    No thirteen-year-old wrote that.

    mgear
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    Yeah, the beginning of that was kinda hilarious, but then it just went downhill.

    language_IT
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    @mgear: just like the bible

    natedog
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    this is so fucking awesome

    pktechgirl
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    found: new wallpaper.

    kiltedforbes
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    sounds about right to this Jew

    ManTheHarpoons
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    ManTheHarpoons

    I dont understand what problem you people have with christianity. Believe what you want and I’ll believe what i want.

    multi_masked
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    Its not the problem with christianity i have. Its that you might be the only person who believes the “believe what you want”, while the rest are trying to force feed christianity to us. I do like this description though, very accurate, surprisingly.

    natedog
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    i never understood why jews hated on jesus

    he just fulfilled their scriptures is all

    bytehead
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    “He had god mode on.”

    Makes just as much sense to me!

    hvymetal86
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    Fucking Epic! And I’m a Christian too, lol, albeit a casual kinda one. I’ve never forced it on anyone either.

    j_bryon
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    WRONG! The Catholics believe this shit about sex being bad. (Sex before marriage is still FAIL but that’s it!)
    TRUE Christians do not believe that! Therefore Catholics are NOT TRUE Christians!!!

    rattybad
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    I don’t know, j_bryon. I went to Catholic school for 12 years and there were plenty of girls graduating with Immaculate Conceptions. Trust me, Catholics love teh sex. Just…not getting caught doing it because then you’re grounded for like 3 weeks and no allowance or t.v. until homework’s done.

    blackdog33
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    blackdog33

    Makes more sense than the flannel mouthed, jabberwonkie TV bible thumping, money grubbing bastards.



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