Comments on: Zooey and her red bike

By: rattybad

rattybad — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:36:36 +0000

She’s way cute, and she has a great singing voice. However, her acting is mostly a bunch of wobbly eye movements and an eerie, shaky voice. She was fine in Elf, good in Tin Man, but now she’ll be in that M. Night Shyamalan movie coming out, which breaks her momentum of roles with promise. Blech…Shyamalan.

By: hvymetal86

hvymetal86 — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:43:54 +0000

as this is the only pic I recall seeing of her, I’m going with a thumbs down, based upon the fact that her hair looks like shit so do her clothes. Especially the shirt, the shirt is unbearably fucking gross… like it cam from a bad 40′s movie.

By: wookie_x

wookie_x — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:44:42 +0000

I envy that bicycle seat.

By: burtsmithers

burtsmithers — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:54:12 +0000

can we just have an all zooey day?? cuz that would be super.

By: natedog

natedog — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:54:07 +0000

FAT

By: Atrocity

Atrocity — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:04:46 +0000

^ I respect your opinion and taste Jak, and I’d be a liar if I didn’t agree to some extent.

But she looks like a live action version of Tim Burtons Corpse Bride….and ironically Helena Bonham Carter rolled into one.

By: MacheteJak

MacheteJak — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:50:46 +0000

Shut your mouth, pale is hot.

By: Atrocity

Atrocity — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:31:42 +0000

She’s so pale it’s almost as if she’s transparent.

Ewww.

By: RSIxidor

RSIxidor — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:56:06 +0000

The only meat she needs to eat is the one I beat.

By: st_judas

st_judas — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:50:23 +0000

It looks like she weighs about 95 lbs soaking wet, FFS, it’s not a muffin-top. She’s just leaning to one side.