Zooey and her red bike

Posted on June 4, 2008 by tiki god |
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zooey-and-red-bike-500x635 Zooey and her red bike





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13 Responses to “Zooey and her red bike”

  1. multi_masked on June 4th, 2008 2:40 am Reply to this comment

    I would so om nom her if I was straight.

    Oh what the hell.

    OM NOM NOM NOM!

  2. jayarmstrong on June 4th, 2008 3:28 am Reply to this comment

    Those jeans are giving her a “muffin top”. Not a good look.

  3. jono on June 4th, 2008 5:18 am Reply to this comment

    I’d like to ride it.

    The bike’s not bad either.

  4. st_judas on June 4th, 2008 5:50 am Reply to this comment

    It looks like she weighs about 95 lbs soaking wet, FFS, it’s not a muffin-top. She’s just leaning to one side.

  5. RSIxidor on June 4th, 2008 8:56 am Reply to this comment

    The only meat she needs to eat is the one I beat.

  6. Atrocity on June 4th, 2008 10:31 am Reply to this comment

    She’s so pale it’s almost as if she’s transparent.

    Ewww.

  7. MacheteJak on June 4th, 2008 10:50 am Reply to this comment

    Shut your mouth, pale is hot.

  8. Atrocity on June 4th, 2008 11:04 am Reply to this comment

    ^ I respect your opinion and taste Jak, and I’d be a liar if I didn’t agree to some extent.

    But she looks like a live action version of Tim Burtons Corpse Bride….and ironically Helena Bonham Carter rolled into one.

  9. natedog on June 4th, 2008 11:54 am Reply to this comment

    FAT

  10. burtsmithers on June 4th, 2008 12:54 pm Reply to this comment

    can we just have an all zooey day?? cuz that would be super.

  11. wookie_x on June 4th, 2008 3:44 pm Reply to this comment

    I envy that bicycle seat.

  12. hvymetal86 on June 4th, 2008 7:43 pm Reply to this comment

    as this is the only pic I recall seeing of her, I’m going with a thumbs down, based upon the fact that her hair looks like shit so do her clothes. Especially the shirt, the shirt is unbearably fucking gross… like it cam from a bad 40’s movie.

  13. rattybad on June 4th, 2008 9:36 pm Reply to this comment

    She’s way cute, and she has a great singing voice. However, her acting is mostly a bunch of wobbly eye movements and an eerie, shaky voice. She was fine in Elf, good in Tin Man, but now she’ll be in that M. Night Shyamalan movie coming out, which breaks her momentum of roles with promise. Blech…Shyamalan.

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