Warhammer Machine Gun

Added on June 4th, 2008 by kaykhanittha | Report Post
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Warhammer 40k

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15 years ago

In the 40k Universe most technology has been lost and is regarded with superstition. Indeed warriors pray to the “machine spirit” of their various equipment before entering battle. Ritual ceremonies are combined with what you and I know to be simple mechanical maintenance, and prayers to the Machine God are ornately carved into every device to ward off malfunction.

If an MP5 existed in the 40k Universe… this is what it would look like. But they don’t… so I must contend with the title of the picture.

This is not a Warhammer Machine Gun.

FlyingMantisShrimp (#1114)

15 years ago

Odd…so the Space Marines prayed their crap didn’t break down, too?

Over in Iraq, we had our own, special incantations for our vehicles, too. They tended to mostly revolve around words and phrases like “PIECE OF SHIT!,” “DON’T YOU DO THIS TO ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!,” and “Man, I really hope this piece of shit doesn’t break down.”

RSIxidor (#950)

15 years ago

@Nueromancer:

If this was a different color, I could see it passing as a cosplayer Bolt Pistol for Sisters of Battle.

Its definitely not a Wahammer 40k weapon, and even more definitely not a Warhammer weapon. The only guns WH has is like, shotguns, and magic canes. Ha.

ginsu (#1776)

15 years ago

BOLTERS LOOK DIFFERENT than Mp5

gor (#2620)

15 years ago

Weapons like this are in the 40K universe and they are refered to as “Autoguns”.

To make it more in a common 40k thyme, this weapon would have beautifully engraved mahogany grips, in my opinon.

macio (#2481)

15 years ago

In the real world there are beings refered to as women.
You jackasses should spend some learning about them…
(but don’t tell them about 40k or you lose!!)

gor (#2620)

15 years ago

Wow, why so angry macio? Everyone should have hobby, so what’s your’s, being a clueless dick?

Neuromancer (#265)

15 years ago

@gor

That, or baiting people into his internet posts.

gor (#2620)

15 years ago

I have twelve hours to kill at work, might as well spend them here.

macio (#2481)

15 years ago

Just seems to me time could be spent more productively than debating toy guns.
Even porn is more productive than this post.

hvymetal86 (#2348)

15 years ago

LOL… this has started me wondering how many total people in the world porn is more productive than…. probably an unbearable lot.

RSIxidor (#950)

15 years ago

At least everyone who posts at MCS.

Jet (#316)

15 years ago

Maybe its just me… but it looks like the “pimped” version of the stock MP5 from army of 2…. i think… i haven’t played it in a while, but if i remember correctly that is what it looked like… at any rate its BEAUTIFUL! Im not even a warhammer nerd and i knew that it wasnt a warhammer gun… my warhammer knowledge spans whats posted on MCS and thats about it…

Nemesis (#582)

15 years ago

that not an MP5. that’s a Tippmann A-5 painball marker, it just has the mag and slider added, but man is it a sick A-5.

Supernaut (#2188)

15 years ago

That is indeed a real steel MP5K, not a paintball marker. That picture has been floating around the internet for years, it was probably old when I saw it over ten years ago.