I love these so much, can’t wait for my heart attack.

Comment by diabeetus — July 1, 2008 @ 3:31 am

I’m from Illadelph and I must say…NO. That aint no philly cheesesteak. No sir.

Comment by jose_lucca — July 1, 2008 @ 8:33 am

Yeah, I’m from Canada and even I tell that’s not a Cheese Steak. Looks more like a Chili Dog.

Comment by AlecDalek — July 1, 2008 @ 9:13 am

Yeah, I’m from Canada and even I tell that’s not a Cheese Steak. Looks more like a Chili Dog. Plus, Cheese Steak tastes so good, you can actually see the flavour, but I just don’t see it.

Comment by AlecDalek — July 1, 2008 @ 9:14 am

Looks like Chili Cheese dogs, potentially with sauerkraut, assuming the white shredded stuff is not mozzarella.

…I used to make these at my old job, if you’re wondering about my chili-dog expertise.

Comment by Sticky — July 1, 2008 @ 11:28 am

I have never seen anyone use shredded cheese on a cheesesteak. PS, wtf is up with every fake “Philly cheesesteak” style things that fast food and frozen food companies are putting out that have mushrooms and peppers on them? DO NOT WANT.

Comment by MeggieMugs — July 1, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

That’s the furthest thing from a friggin cheesesteak

Comment by dvrdwn — July 2, 2008 @ 8:43 am

I Cheezstake or no, it still looks like a good way to die…

Comment by Phyreblade — July 2, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

Huh, Letterman’s not on yet. And where’s the chick with the grinder?

Comment by RSIxidor — June 30, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

Thats a slinky

Comment by Gilez — July 1, 2008 @ 12:02 am

Agreed. It’s a fake.

Comment by Pants — July 1, 2008 @ 3:31 am

I’d hit it… if only I could work out how.

Comment by Jimmed — July 1, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

A horrible accident when they accidentally replace the hoops with barbed wire

Comment by MrPsychic — July 1, 2008 @ 7:02 pm

After years of trial and error failures, Pedo-Bear’s slinky trap finally yields positive results…

Comment by thecowsays — July 3, 2008 @ 10:10 am

Ok, so I am a huge nerd.

But hanging off that Su-25 family wing is a Kh-25. I think it is the ML version with semi-active laser guidance short range air to surface missile

To the left are 6 of the 9A1472 Vikhr (Russian: Вихрь, English: Whirlwind) is a Russian laser guided anti-tank missile system, AT-16 Scallion to NATO.

No bombs there, sorry

yeah, I’m a loser..

Comment by mld — June 30, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

You’re not a loser. You just have your priorities straight.

Just wondering who the Ruskies are playing with since our attention is caught up in the Middle East.

I have read it was with Georgia (if you don’t know this is a country, don’t reply) recently. Anyone confirm this with some info?

Comment by AdmDraconis — July 1, 2008 @ 12:42 am

The Russians have been total dicks in Georgia since Georgia decided to return to being an independent country. The Russians have repeatedly been flying into Georgia and trying to pick a fight. Back in April a Russian Mig-29 shot down a Georgia UAV in Georgian airspace, here’s the video from UAV that shows it’s destruction.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7358761.stm

Comment by gor — July 1, 2008 @ 5:35 am

Czar Putin is becoming increasingly bitchy.

Comment by Sticky — July 1, 2008 @ 11:32 am

“I’m afraid to be attached to the wing…Dave. I’m…afraid”

Comment by MrPsychic — July 1, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

IS THAT GOMER PYLE? DOH!

Comment by DisplacedTexan — July 3, 2008 @ 11:33 am

Does anyone have the picture of Putkin getting owned by a little kid in martial arts photo-op. I love that pic

Comment by dhg4983 — July 3, 2008 @ 11:40 am

Must have recipe. That looks so good, I’d love to make it for my husband. Yummy!

Comment by tink1272 — June 30, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

I looked for the recipe too, but couldn’t find anything. Turns out they are from this bakery in Manhattan.
http://levainbakery.com/

Comment by Demon — June 30, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

OMG!!! Yum and yum some more.

Comment by nyoki — June 30, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

If you think that is good - you should try the chocolate dessert (i don’t know the name) @ Carrabba’s Italian Grill. I swear, it is like sex on a plate!

Comment by Geekette — June 30, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

If you think that is good - you should try the chocolate dessert “Sogno di Cioccolata: Chocolate Dream” @ Carrabba’s Italian Grill. I swear, it is like sex on a plate!

Comment by Geekette — June 30, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

Great tease, Demon! Thanks for the info, though.

Comment by tink1272 — July 1, 2008 @ 12:54 am

Each cookie is almost 1/2lb. Death by cookie. What a wonderful way to go.

Comment by nyeoki — July 1, 2008 @ 3:05 am

Oooh the molten lava cake at Chili’s is also to fucking DIE for- both the regular chocolate and the white chocolate…

Comment by purple banana — July 1, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

In case none of you knew,

“World War III will be fought with sticks and stones.”
- Albert Einstein

Comment by Gunface01 — June 30, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

It goes:

“I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

Comment by Zasz — June 30, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

Well… fuck you.

Comment by Gunface01 — June 30, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

Albert probably wouldn’t have guessed that WWIII would be fought with IEDs and suicide bombers.

Comment by reboot — June 30, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

Fallout series reference?
(Fallout 1 & 2)

Still play those games from time to time. I do hope they know what they are doing with Fallout 3. I am still buying it, but… I am iffy being a long time fan.

O, and have you heard? If all goes well, they are planning on a MMO based on the Fallout Series as well.

Comment by AdmDraconis — July 1, 2008 @ 12:35 am

5th gen guy has excellent pinkie control.

Comment by unknown — July 1, 2008 @ 1:25 am

He also has no cockles

Comment by Pants — July 1, 2008 @ 3:33 am

He still seems better prepared for war than the 15 years olds they sent to the front lines in The Great War.

Comment by AlecDalek — July 1, 2008 @ 9:18 am

Well, at least we can go around naked in the future - and you can’t say no to some good ol’ fashioned radioactive-rat mutant meat on a stick… just like grandma used to make. *sigh*

Comment by Nemo Intermundorum — July 1, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

Rule 34

Comment by Dyna-Mole — June 30, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

Overkill.

But seriously, I shit my pants when I first heard surround sound, I can’t imagine what I would do when exposed to all this.

Comment by Exacerbate — June 30, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

i imagine anus tingling is a big part of the rush.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — June 30, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

ME WANT!

omnomnomnom

Comment by Gilez — June 30, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

Is that a model of The Nautilus in one of those pics? Cause that’s just bad ass too.

Comment by hvymetal86 — July 1, 2008 @ 1:23 am

I have a friend who has a 52″ surround sound theatre in his living room. Special recliners and everything. He is also surrounded by CD’s, DVD’s and Blue Rays. He has thousands of them.

He has no girlfriend, and no life- but he has a great TV set!

Comment by storminator — July 1, 2008 @ 2:29 am

Fuck. Want.

Comment by Ben1605 — July 1, 2008 @ 6:56 am

All that pant-wetingly amazing equipment, and he plays ratatoille? If i knew people were coming to photgraph my set-up, i’d have platoon on or something, or maybe bad boys just for the big explosions. Even if you wanted to go disney, Monster’s inc. looks a helluva lot better

Comment by Alpha Harrison — July 1, 2008 @ 7:19 am

too bad all that equipment will be obsolete by the time I’m done writing this sentence.

In the future people will say, “Remember when we thought DVD’s were the best thing EVER? HAHA!! Now movies are directly planted into our mind via our Google chips.”

Comment by Vent — July 1, 2008 @ 10:20 am

Notwithstanding to the total and uncompromising overkill that this system represents, I’ve got three words for this evil setup…

Saving Private Ryan.

Comment by Phyreblade — July 2, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

Leave them on at all times please. I can work around it.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — June 30, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

These are surprisingly fun to tear if they do happen to, ah…”be in the way”.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — June 30, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

This image looks like it could be from sockdreams.com

Comment by outofocus — June 30, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

Do not leave them on, I won’t go into details but I’ll tell you what didn’t happen: Not having to tell the doctor what happened.

Comment by Thrella — July 1, 2008 @ 12:01 am

ITS A TARP!

Comment by parasitegod — July 1, 2008 @ 7:21 am

@ Thrella
I suspect you were doing something wrong…

Comment by macio — July 1, 2008 @ 8:21 am

I keep pressing ‘Escape’, but I’m still here!

Comment by fishbender — June 30, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

There is no escape!!!

Comment by Frank — June 30, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

He over heard us and though we we where telling him to escape…

“escape, key” lol.

Comment by Cargen — June 30, 2008 @ 9:27 pm

it’s a trap!

Comment by wizardoffahz — June 30, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

This picture, I love it. It’s just so literal!

Comment by pedantic — July 1, 2008 @ 3:15 am

I suppose thats wut happuns wun ya tarn up that thar britenus level. Like this. Oh. Most extraordinary.

Comment by dogsurfer — July 1, 2008 @ 9:50 am

lol cute.

Comment by MeggieMugs — July 1, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

Nascar. The The bane of all Derek Zoolanders.

Comment by zipfer — June 30, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

Doesn’t America have some really really cool curved tracks?
Laguna Seca comes to mind.

Comment by Namelis1 — June 30, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

Yeah, and to be fair, Spa-Francorchamps is among the curvier circuits around.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — June 30, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

Plus NASCAR isn’t about racing, its about watching cars smash into another. Its a slightly higher-brow demolition derby.

Comment by vd00d — June 30, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

Finally, an un-ironic sentence with ‘high-brow’ and ‘demolition derby’ in. My life is complete.

Comment by 24601 — June 30, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

Knock it if you want but NASCAR is the largest professional spectator event in the largest media market in the world.

Comment by fatkidsay — June 30, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

Knock it if you want but NASCAR is the largest professional spectator event in the largest media market in the world.

And McDonald’s is the most popular restaurant. Popular crap is still crap.

Comment by reboot — June 30, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

There’s a lot of road tracks in Nascar, they just have the majority on ovals.

Comment by Tattooed-Geek — June 30, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

To hell with auto racing. Give me some good motocross or supercross racing ANY time.

Comment by wookie_x — June 30, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

so the difference is… their stupid shit is stupider than our stupid shit?

Comment by pantscomeoff — June 30, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

NASCAR: lame sport is lame…and not really much of a sport.

Comment by DasMaus — July 1, 2008 @ 12:53 am

NASCAR: lame sport is lame…and not much of a sport

Comment by DasMaus — July 1, 2008 @ 12:53 am

I am a big fan of racing. Oval tracks to me just doesn’t seem to push the car to the fullest extent. Sure you reach incredible speeds, but with the “curvier tracks” you really push all the dimensions of the car. Turning, braking, acceleration, different and sometimes multiple road conditions such as rain, different types of pavement and grit, etc.

I just think driving on the same road conditions in the same fashion leads to experts of one kind. Whereas all the other factors of non Nascar style racing tend to push the boundaries in all categories.

O, btw, Valentino Rossi, Honda RC211V. End of story. To bad he had to go to Yamaha…

Comment by AdmDraconis — July 1, 2008 @ 1:20 am

Knock it if you want but NASCAR is the largest professional spectator event in the largest media market in the world.

Only if you are a NASCAR watching redneck for whom the world ends at the US border. Football is the biggest sport by all measurements (global vs. USA only). F1 is bigger with bigger media market too (also global). Darn, I believe even cricket is bigger too (Asia + U.K. vs. USA only). I’d also be willing to bet that NFL is bigger than NASCAR.

Unless you are talking about spectators being “professional tools.” That record surely goes to NASCAR.

Comment by unknown — July 1, 2008 @ 1:37 am

NASCAR = NonAthletic Sport Catering to Alcoholic Rednecks

Comment by macio — July 1, 2008 @ 8:25 am

I live in the great hick state of Texas and even I know Formula 1 is bigger than NASCAR.

Comment by chandrielle — July 1, 2008 @ 9:10 am

Typical. The Yankees always want it easy.

It’s okay though, this is what happened to the Roman’s before their Civilization collapsed. Heck, the Roman’s even stared for hours at the exact same shape when they went to watch “racing”.

Comment by AlecDalek — July 1, 2008 @ 9:22 am

@Namelis1

Yea Laguna Seca has some insane g forces in that murder turn of theirs. Negative G and positive G at the same time or something. I don’t know the math for it, but it’s pretty wicked.

Comment by zipfer — July 1, 2008 @ 10:52 am

When will all the dummies realize that oval track racing is the answer to the 500 MILE DRAG RACE?? (An All American Idea). If we could have a 500 miles long straightaway, we’d be racing on it, but the logistics are impossible, so we DRAG RACE for 500 miles in a circle. It is the only answer.

I like ALL racing. Off road ralley racing is my favorite. I’d prefer to turn left and right, but I totally understand why we race roundy-rounds. It’s all different, and it’s all difficult. Fucking European elistists.

FUCK ENZO FERRARI. He wouldn’t race the 500 mile drag race because his crappy cars would never finish one of those races. And he KNEW it.

So we kicked his ass with the GT40’s at their precious LeMans… LMAO

Oh, and anybody who thinks that racing isn’t a physical sport, has never raced in their life.

Comment by storminator — July 1, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

Ford: 4 Le Mans wins.
Ferrari: 9 Le Mans wins.
Nuf sed.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — July 1, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

Ford raced LeMans seriously for 5 years. (After the deal for Ford to buy out Ferrari fell through). They won 4 out of 5. Ferrari has been racing LeMans since the 40’s. They won in 1949, 1954, 1958, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965. And they never won again… Porsche has been kicking their ass ever since. Once Henry Ford III won LeMans with a 1,2,3 win, and had spent over $1 Billion doing so, he lost interest and never returned. If he had, he would have continued to kick Ferrari’s ass. Nuff Said?

Comment by storminator — July 1, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

“Oh, and anybody who thinks that racing isn’t a physical sport, has never raced in their life.”

Truth.

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — July 6, 2008 @ 5:11 am

Fantasy, you have no idea what you’re talking about. Ferrari pulled out, Ford pulled out, why do you think one would kick the other if they both stayed in? Porsche hasn’t been kicking their ass any more than Porsche has been kicking Ford’s ass, neither have had a team in since it stopped being road cars.

If both teams were still in, Ferrari’s record suggests that they would be the ones winning, they have dominated every type of motorsport they have entered, look at Formula 1, they are the world’s premiere race team.

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — July 6, 2008 @ 7:14 am

@ storminator.
The GT40 was designed and built by BRITISH engineers in Britain, specifically, Eric Broadley of Lola Racing Cars. Only the engine was American. That’s why all the original cars were right hand drive.
There’s your Fucking European elistists.

Comment by wingnuts — July 6, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

looks like a persian-bombay cross,

Comment by Zen — June 30, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

Looks like someone’s in a bad mood…all the time.

Comment by Lolpies — June 30, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

O LAWD

Comment by diabeetus — June 30, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

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Comment by Geekette — June 30, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

Looks like a fucking cat.

It’s a boring stupid lame fucking cat.

A cat.

Not funny.

Not interesting.

Just a damn cat.

Comment by unknown — July 1, 2008 @ 1:39 am