Guardian Angel

9 Responses to Guardian Angel

1. mechaxl (UID# 440) 0  0

   May 30, 2008 at 12:49 am

   Is it just me, or are the shadows way off?

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2. phatstack (UID# 3504) 0  0

   May 30, 2008 at 12:53 am

   Yeah, but I’m not taking it up with that angel. It looks like he could FUCK YOU UP!

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3. dookie_booty (UID# 1726) 0  0

   May 30, 2008 at 1:39 am

   messenger of god is watching you masturbate.

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4. natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0

   

   May 30, 2008 at 2:12 am

   i dont see god’s protection like that

   it’s more like a bubble around my shit that only lets bad events come through if they’re important

   i know that sounds stupid so i wont expound upon such christfag fuckery any further at this time, tyvm

   in b4 that whole ‘god works in mysterious ways’ bullshit

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5. trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0  0

   May 30, 2008 at 3:56 am

   I always pictured the idea of a guardian angel as sweet and honest…not…batshit scary and on steroids. Where the hell is his shield? All he’s got is a lance, there. Offensive Angel? Sweet….

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6. gunface01 (UID# 1252) 0  0

   May 30, 2008 at 5:14 am

   My guardian angel is a tiny flying Pikachu-like creature wearing a white hood and shoots lightning bolts out of his eyeballs. I think he’s pretty effective, because I’ve never gotten into a car crash, broken a bone, needed to get stitches, or gotten mugged. Thanks Pikaguardian!

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7. howie-feltersnatch (UID# 262) 0  0

   May 30, 2008 at 6:08 am

   Hey, asshole, turn that light off, will ya? Can’t you see I’m trying to get some shut-eye here?

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8. kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0

   May 30, 2008 at 9:31 am

   A well placed bat to the cranium, and I bet he’d go down.
   …
   Hmm, but then that “guardian angel” fellow might get pissed. Ahh well.

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9. sticky (UID# 463) 0  0

   

   May 30, 2008 at 11:16 am

   Yeah…pretty sure Guardian Angels are supposed to be all heavenly and stuff, not looking like they were the ones who crucified Jesus.

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