Mario Kart is a Menace

11 Responses to Mario Kart is a Menace

1. pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0  0

   

   May 27, 2008 at 8:18 am

   Mario is a menace. It’s created thousands of lonely, sexually frustrated women, who can’t find a sex partner because there’s way too many nerds having to play through each and every preschoolish Mario game.

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2. alpha-harrison (UID# 1043) 0  0

   May 27, 2008 at 8:28 am

   @Alec

   What are you, gay? SNES or GTFO. Old mario rocks balls

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3. cjfreeze (UID# 2639) 0  0

   May 27, 2008 at 10:27 am

   Wow that guy is a dumbass.

   “oh hey I watched a movie called Kids and saw them having crazy parties so I decided to throw my own. Maybe if they told me Aids kills people then I would have thought twice before catching it” <—See movies can screw you up just as much.

   Lesson learnt. Don’t let idiot people have sex and give birth to idiot children and have them grow up into video game hating idiots.

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4. asdf (UID# 816) 0  0

   May 27, 2008 at 10:51 am

   damn that guy nietzsche says that life is a cruel bitch so i decided to end it quick. books can fuck you up just as much. And cartoons. jeez i saw some talking rabbit hitting a talking duck with a sledgehammer so now i just want to hit people or animals with sledgehammers.

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5. shanghai_factor (UID# 473) 0  0

   

   May 27, 2008 at 12:53 pm

   Quote: “Wow that guy is a dumbass.”

   Did anyone else hear that loud WHOOSH sound?

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6. ndraper (UID# 1157) 0  0

   May 27, 2008 at 2:27 pm

   I think I did too when the entire point of the article went FLYING over their heads.

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7. 24601 (UID# 2091) 0  0

   May 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm

   Wow, someone else in Birmingham with a sense of humour. Must find this man!

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8. casemods (UID# 667) 0  0

   

   May 27, 2008 at 4:57 pm

   I would have LOL’d but I’m in class.

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9. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

   

   May 27, 2008 at 10:53 pm

   This is Absolutely full of WIN.

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10. gor (UID# 2620) 0  0

    May 28, 2008 at 8:16 am

    This guy might have a point. I also believe we can solve our population problem by following the advice in “A Modest Proposal”.

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11. jukaswo (UID# 4183) 0  0

    July 18, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    Yeah, what about guns?

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