Lot Daughters

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The daughters Of Lot get their father drunk because they believe that they are the last people left (after the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah) and that they must repopulate the Earth. So why did God destroy Sodom and Gomorrah?

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    1. Um… because he hates people?

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    2. Ummm it was a sarcastic rhetorical question. They’re preparing to have sex w/ their father after God destroyed 2 cities for incest and homosexuality.

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    3. god gets some kind of sadistic kick out of killing millions of innocent people.

      what other explanation could there be? it’s part of god’s PLAN??

      what kind of plan would include killing innocent children?

      god is a piece of shit. he is a literary construct. onl;y the weak minded believe in such a violent asshole as being omnipotent and benevolent. yeah…. R I G H T.

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    4. this is always my argument when someone mentions how god hates fags.

      daughter-fuckers are a-okay?

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    5. Cake is a lie.

      Ergo: God is cake.

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    6. Lot is a virtuous (err godly) man that lives in Sodom. God finally decides to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah for all their sexy (err sexual) mis-doings. God’s plan? Send 2 angels to Sodom to warn Lot that the city will be destroyed. Lot invites the angels in and when the city folk find out Lot has visitors they demand that they have 1st dibs in their asses (err bodies). Lot, desperate to not offend the angels, offers the wicked men his virgin daughters in their place. Again I would ask…Why did God destroy Sodom and Gomorrah?

      You just can’t make this shit up. Oh, wait a minute, someone already did.

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    7. But God won’t get rid of sodomy and gonorrhea wtf.

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    8. @ Kaze
      Black Forest God is the one true God (and most delicious).

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    9. Ehhh. Get your theology right before you find yourself tearing into a straw man. Multiple Old Testament prophets, as well as Jewish tradition, bear witness that homosexuality was not the reason for the downfall of Sodom and Gomorrah. Their sin was violating traditional hospitality rules (sort of a human-rights case, actually).

      Gang-raping anyone is pretty inhospitable, and the whole city turned out to watch. Hospitality rules were the only things that protected human rights when you traveled outside your clan turf. It would be one thing if a couple of sadists were waylaying strangers in back alleys and giving them the old bum rush–quite another thing when the whole city endorses brutally fucking over helpless travellers.

      That said…Lot, man, that’s one nassssssty case of beer goggles. Holy crap.

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    10. I wonder if the cities were really all that bad in the first edition of the story. It’s possible that they were “destroyed” for subversive political or religious views. Or maybe they really knew how to have a good time, and this “god” fella seems to be a major prude.

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    11. I like God. He has a great sense of humor, you just have to be as sadistic as He to laugh.

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    12. What pisses me off is the bible never actually says gays but people change the words to make it seem that way.

      The phrase from the bible is “And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where [are] the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.”

      Some jackass somewhere just uses the “that we may know them” to say “so we can fuck them in the ass”

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    13. Hence the phrase “to know her biblically”

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    14. Lot actually offered his daughters instead for some front-bummery. Big man!

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