Living leads to death. Kill yourself!
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May 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm
So very, very true.
May 25, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Life is like an STD, You transmit it sexually, you just can’t cure it, and you’ll end up dying from it.
May 25, 2008 at 4:51 pm
It also Causes death. Pewpew.
May 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Life may kill you, but smoking will kill you AND make you and everyone around you smell like shit.
May 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm
@ohmybob
Well, you know, if you’re dead long enough, you’re going to smell like shit anyway. Therefore, I propose that cigarettes should have a statement that says, “Accelerates the process of living.” It would be highly accurate, as it makes you die faster and makes you smell, as death does (and I remind you that death and the smell of death is derived from living), and its catchy enough to get all the stupid people.
May 26, 2008 at 1:03 am
Smoking leads to higher buzz for your 3 minute improv solo
May 26, 2008 at 9:34 am
I hearded and readed that shmoking makes babies commit suicide.
In Canada our labels have full high res colour pics of exposed organs like brains etc on them. Now stores can’t even display tobacco products.
Because there is money in preaching bullshit. Be thankful for smokers or these same 6 figure cheque collecting champions of the people would go after your booze.
Obesity causes more diseases and leads to more deaths. And yes…fat people smell like shit. They also apparently are the major contributor to global warming since it takes more fuel to haul their fat asses around than a normal person. So where’s the warning label on the pancakes?