Jack Daniels

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10 Responses to “Jack Daniels”

1. batmanturbod on May 24th, 2008 8:12 am

   all hail thy leader

2. Drewlicious on May 24th, 2008 10:52 am

   This is how I want to grow my facial hair…

3. frogurtx on May 24th, 2008 12:16 pm

   Isn’t this a captain morgan type fellow?

4. natedog on May 24th, 2008 12:51 pm

   sweet! frogurtx FTW.

5. natedog on May 24th, 2008 12:57 pm

   a list that was emailed to me yesterday. not sure how factual it is.

   The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

   To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

   The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

   In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

   To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean.

   The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.

   To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers, rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

   To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

   To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

   To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.

   It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

6. natedog on May 24th, 2008 12:58 pm

   well piss. i totally posted that on the wrong picture.

   fuck.

7. Shanghai_Factor on May 24th, 2008 12:58 pm

   Frogurt beat me to it.

8. MrPsychic on May 24th, 2008 3:19 pm

   Looks like Lenin.

9. tiki god on May 24th, 2008 3:36 pm

   @natedog
   that list is mostly crap. mostly.

   JD’s death was hilariously stupid. He apparently forgot the safe combination, kicked it, and ended up giving himself blood poisoning.

10. colonel-yum-yum on May 26th, 2008 4:05 am

    @natedog
    not totally wrong, Jack and coke go well together!

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