The Differences Between The Candidates

imagesthe-20difference.jpg (71 KB)

“John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.
.
John McCain, gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took out $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.
.
Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain’s pocket and got out a $20. She kept $15 for her administration fees and gave the homeless man $5.
.
When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barack told him to “have hope…change is coming…” and gave him nothing.

Now do you understand the difference?”



  • Leave A Comment

    Subscribe
    Notify of
    41 Comments
    Inline Feedbacks
    View all comments
    MikeBabaguh

    Empty attack is empty.

    gx5000

    You forgot what came first…

    John McCain first had to get the twenty from Exxon Oil..

    Man, if this wasn’t so funny it would be a troll…

    jasonp

    So, really what that is saying is that Obama is going to create change that will help everyone unlike Hillary and McCain who are trying to fuel their self-gratification by giving some guy a bit of money and then patting themselves on the back?

    Corran

    Later all three homeless men got up, walked around the corner, got into their SUVs and drove home.

    Tony

    Yeah, where did the money come from? It has to come from increased taxes, budget reallocation, corporate sponsorship, plain old inflation (print more money, lol!), or a combination of the above. Plus McCain hasn’t said anything about handing money out like Santa Claus to people in need (e.g., home owners in trouble) without oversight. In fact, he wanted better controls of how to handle the the recovery of the housing market to prevent fraud; something I strongly agree with.

    Stupid, petty ad hominem attack is stupid and petty.

    przxqgl

    i’m still not going to vote for mcain… ever.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    What business does John McCain have?? His wife’s beer business that she inherited?

    flintlocke

    Wow, DC sure is full of homeless.

    The Lawnmower

    ‘Administrative fees’ of corporations are far higher then any government organisation.

    Tony

    przxqgl
    Nor will I. But I’m not going to say that people that don’t fall in line with my polical leaning have no good ideas.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    I guess I’m not done ranting:
    John McCain is kind of a fuck-up who dumped his first wife (who waited for him while he was a POW) and married a rich broad. He’s been living off her coat-tails ever since. He’s a mediocre Senator, I’ll give him that, but he’s not half the hero anyone makes him out to be and he’s certainly no “self-made American Dream”.
    It was awful nice of him give he’s wife money to that homeless guy though.

    greenie

    Republicans…fuck yeah.

    TheLotusEater725

    At least they do something… i mean sure it might not be something good…gah the internet is so left wing biased.

    ManTheHarpoons

    Everyone calm down, it’s just a bit of fun 😀

    natedog

    RON PAUL, motherfuckers

    he’s still in the race

    *sigh*

    Alec Dalek

    What an embarrassingly terrible troll. Typical of duck: all the racism, with none of the wit.

    tiki god

    you’ll find that most people with an education and plenty of experience in the world end up being “left wing biased”

    tiki god

    trolling is officially approved up by tiki

    bigjames26

    tiki

    Haha, man do I loooove alcohol fueled wisdom!

    neflhim

    How is it racist to point out that Obama hasn’t got much more to offer than nebulous ‘hope’ and ‘change’?

    It’s sad, but the Dems are in a bind…Clinton would make the better President, but Obama can win for them. And the rift is growing…

    Caio

    Stop being a fucking racist, the_duck.

    suicydking

    I enjoyed the bong smoking dolphin tatoo.

    tiki god

    if you click on your name under the post (“Posted by the_duck”) you can see all 475 of the posts that you’ve made so far, which I didn’t realize you were such a heavy hitter on MCS till just right now. I need to have a “top stats” page or something.

    hrmmmm

    chris_hates_freedom

    McCain Voted Against Over $1 Billion In Homeless Assistance. McCain voted against an amendment to restore homeless assistance funding to the 1995 level of $1.12 billion, an increase of $360 million from the bill, and offset the costs by reducing funds for the renewal of expiring subsidized private housing contracts. [1995 Senate Vote #468, 9/27/1995]

    Is your next post gonna be a cartoon where they walk by an unemployed vet and McCain stops to give him a full scholarship?

    RSIxidor

    @tiki:

    “you’ll find that most people with an education and plenty of experience in the world end up being “left wing biased””

    Really? Well, its too bad for them we live in a country that says it works off a popular vote, but not really. I still can’t say I’d vote for any of these fools.

    Kaze

    @11.reboot

    Reboot wins for successfully using “coat-tails” in casual conversation.

    tiki god

    as much as I agree that McCain isn’t a good candidate for president, just mentioning what he voted against isn’t a very good indicator. What else was riding on those bills that he voted down? the US has this unfortunate habit of making bills like this:

    Section 1 – IMPORTANT READ ME
    Free IceCream for everyone!

    Section 2 – ignore me pls
    subparagraph 4, sentence 2
    Kill everyone that eats icecream

    The media picks up on the first part of it, so when anyone votes against it, Obama, Clinton or McCain, they can hold it over their heads. “oh, but you voted against free icecream!” they’ll scream, without even touching on the riders on the bill.

    I’d love to see a federal law passed, without riders, that limits legislation to a single topic / effect. It’ll never happen I’m sure, but still. Florida has a “single subject clause” in our constitution, but even that has loopholes

    chris_hates_freedom

    @tiki

    Agreed. My issue is mainly that the cartoon was so against reality to the point of

    “McCain, Clinton and Obama find a cat stuck in the tree. McCain bravely climbs up and rescues it. Clinton points at the cat and laughs. Obama throws rocks at it until it falls, rips off its head and bathes himself in its blood.”

    To tout McCain, and by extension Republicans, as the champion of the poor is laughable. I should make a cartoon that shows Democrats as better at tax cutting and gay-hating.

    squiddle

    Except Mccain wouldnt give the guy $20, hed take some money out of his tip jar to pay for a new war then take away his veterans benefits.

    DasMaus

    LMFAO! The entertainment value of the comment thread is 10x better than the original post.

    Gawd I hate politics, and I’m not too crazy about people who get all wrapped around the axel over politics. Ya’ll act like there’s any difference in the parties. Now when anarchy appears on the ballot I’ll get excited…

    Disreg

    Little did the homeless man know that John McCain’s “job” was cannon fodder for the invasion of Iran.

    chris_hates_freedom

    @tiki

    sorry, but this was too good to pass up… I just realized that you are probably the 1st person to use Florida as an example of effective Democracy since the 2000 election.

    Tony

    Chris, good eye.

    Tiki, how do Florida democrats (like yourself) feel about the voting early/delagates not counted shit that’s going on with you guys and Michigan?

    Luke Magnifico

    Do you have any idea what anarchy means? I mean, what it REALLY means, not just what you read off wikipedia. Do you expect anything to change if suddenly there are no more governing bodies?

    DasMaus

    Luke V1-5

    Yes do. I’ve seen it for myself in both Somalia and Sierra Leone when things were bad…and by bad I mean really, REALLY bad, as in kids having their arms chopped off and eyes burned out bad . I didn’t intend to come across sounding like I was in favor of anarchy. “Excited” doesn’t necessarily indicate a sense of joy.

    I guess I need to be less vague in future comments

    Tony

    Luke
    Yup, you’re right. Humans may never be ready for anarchy. Anarchy can only be achieved and maintained if everyone takes responsibility for themselves. As soon as a few people commit some antisocial acts, order would have to be restored and government reinstated.

    Ironically, preachy anarchists tend to be very irresponsible people (at least the ones I knew).

    Thrella

    I don’t think this is empty and McCain definitely doesn’t take money from oil companies because if you take anything out of them they pretty much make nothing… there’s a 25 cent federal law tax on petro for every dollar sold, and states can also change that, while the oil companies make around 2 cents per dollar sold.

    rattybad

    McCain’s 20 will get the homeless guy dinner, and then he’ll be homeless again. Obama’s advice will motivate the homeless guy to get a job so he can feed himself.

    Alec Dalek

    @duck

    jukaswo

    That is retarded, illogical, and VERY inaccurate.

    Advertisements Alcohol Animated Images Architecture Art Awesome Things Batman Bikinis Black and White Cars Comic Books Computers Cosplay Cute As Hell Animals Donald Trump Drugs Fantasy - Science Fiction Fashion Food Forum Fodder Gaming Humor Military Motorcycles Movie Posters Movie Reviews Movies Music Music Videos Nature NeSFW Politics Religion Science! Sexy Sports Star Trek Star Wars Technology Television Vertical Wallpaper Wallpaper Weapons Women WTF

    480 x 360 500 x 281 500 x 375 500 x 500 500 x 750 600 x 450 600 x 600 600 x 750 600 x 800 600 x 900 640 x 480 640 x 640 640 x 800 640 x 853 640 x 960 720 x 720 720 x 960 750 x 600 800 x 600 800 x 800 960 x 720 960 x 960 1024 x 683 1024 x 768 1080 x 1080 1080 x 1350 1200 x 630 1200 x 800 1200 x 900 1280 x 720 1280 x 800 1280 x 960 1280 x 1024 1440 x 900 1600 x 900 1600 x 1200 1680 x 1050 1920 x 1080 1920 x 1200 2048 x 1536 2560 x 1440 2560 x 1600 3024 x 4032 3840 x 2160 x

    ABoringDystopia Amoledbackgrounds AnimalsBeingDerps ATBGE awfuleverything Celebhub Celebs CityPorn comicbookart conceptart cosplaygirls Cyberpunk EarthPorn Eyebleach Faces FreckledGirls funny General Uploads gentlemanboners hmmmm Images Sub Space ImaginaryStarships ImaginaryTechnology InfowarriorRides interestingasfuck MarchAgainstNazis marvelstudios MCS Plus memes MilitaryPorn nocontextpics OldSchoolCool pictures PoliticalHumor PrequelMemes PropagandaPosters RetroFuturism sbubby StarshipPorn startrekmemes Storminator Super News Thanks I Hate It UrbanHell wallpaper

  • here's some related content from the store: