Comments on: Global Warming – I’ll treat it like a crisis when the people who keep telling me it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis

By: Shanghai_Factor

Shanghai_Factor — Sat, 17 May 2008 02:29:06 +0000

This is captain Shang with Joke Airlines. We’re currently flying at about 32,000 feet. If you’ll look out the window to your left, you’ll see Sticky.

By: V3N0M

V3N0M — Fri, 16 May 2008 07:58:10 +0000

The only relevance to global warming I can think of in that picture is that it might look like a cow farm with those fences… um… that’s it.

Also, to whoever made it, if scorching summer heat and tornadoes where there have never been tornadoes before aren’t a crisis (I will not mention any mainstream disasters since I think you’re aware of those) I don’t know what is.

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:45:12 +0000

Bullshit. Whether anybody acts like it’s a crisis or not, as soon as it really is one, acting like it is one won’t help you anymore. Dumb person is dumb.

By: juiceyfruit

juiceyfruit — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:20:20 +0000

hay why’s my house on the internet you guys

By: MacheteJak

MacheteJak — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:37:30 +0000

^ That’s what I’m saying.

By: MikeBabaguh

MikeBabaguh — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:17:03 +0000

I’ll start appreciating these sorts of announcements when I start recognizing the images in them.

By: Sticky

Sticky — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:05:56 +0000

Yes, Mr. Feltersnatch, but you see, assuming you were given the name “Howard,” shortened to “Howie,” it becomes “Howie Feltersnatch” which elongated phonetically becomes something akin to “How he felt her snatch.”

You can see that your name sounds like a rather well-constructed pun rather than a true name.

By: Howie Feltersnatch

Howie Feltersnatch — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:00:18 +0000

Blowing up SUVs…now there’s a movement I can really support! Count me in.

What’s funny about my name? It’s what my Mom (Ida Feltersnatch) gave me when I was born. I come from a long line of Feltersnatches.

By: Smedlorificus

Smedlorificus — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:54:03 +0000

I assume “act like it’s a crisis” means parking a tank at the side of the road in order to blow up SUVs or some such, Mr Feltersnatch. Oh, now I get it. Your name’s a joke!

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:39:51 +0000

I think it's supposed to be Al Gore's home, but it's not. Political hacks are pretty stupid, so you'll have to forgive them. In Al's defense, his home serves as a headquarters for a lot of the shit he works on, and houses databases (that means a good amount of power eating servers) for global warming and climate change. He recently did do some changes to his house to make more eco-friendly.

By: Howie Feltersnatch

Howie Feltersnatch — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:33:32 +0000

WTF? Am I supposed to recognize the house? What does “act like it’s a crisis” mean anyway?

By: Smedlorificus

Smedlorificus — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:09:20 +0000

And so the world goes to crap. Man the spaceships.

What the hell does the picture have to do with global warming?

By: Stolid

Stolid — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:04:20 +0000

Uh-oh.. WW Syndrome..

By: Stolid

Stolid — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:03:23 +0000

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/09/15/found-the-wmds/

Right below the WMAs..

By: RoQ

RoQ — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:36:11 +0000

hell yeah

By: asdf

asdf — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:04:28 +0000

i wonder how he mows his lawn

By: AliceH

AliceH — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:01:58 +0000