Global Warming - I’ll treat it like a crisis when the people who keep telling me it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis

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17 Responses to “Global Warming - I’ll treat it like a crisis when the people who keep telling me it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis”

1. AliceH on May 15th, 2008 1:01 pm

   

2. asdf on May 15th, 2008 1:04 pm

   i wonder how he mows his lawn

3. RoQ on May 15th, 2008 1:36 pm

   hell yeah

4. Stolid on May 15th, 2008 2:03 pm

   http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....-the-wmds/

   Right below the WMAs..

5. Stolid on May 15th, 2008 2:04 pm

   Uh-oh.. WW Syndrome..

6. Smedlorificus on May 15th, 2008 2:09 pm

   And so the world goes to crap. Man the spaceships.

   What the hell does the picture have to do with global warming?

7. Howie Feltersnatch on May 15th, 2008 2:33 pm

   WTF? Am I supposed to recognize the house? What does “act like it’s a crisis” mean anyway?

8. Tony on May 15th, 2008 2:39 pm

   I think it’s supposed to be Al Gore’s home, but it’s not. Political hacks are pretty stupid, so you’ll have to forgive them.

   In Al’s defense, his home serves as a headquarters for a lot of the shit he works on, and houses databases (that means a good amount of power eating servers) for global warming and climate change. He recently did do some changes to his house to make more eco-friendly.

9. Smedlorificus on May 15th, 2008 2:54 pm

   I assume “act like it’s a crisis” means parking a tank at the side of the road in order to blow up SUVs or some such, Mr Feltersnatch. Oh, now I get it. Your name’s a joke!

10. Howie Feltersnatch on May 15th, 2008 3:00 pm

    Blowing up SUVs…now there’s a movement I can really support! Count me in.

    What’s funny about my name? It’s what my Mom (Ida Feltersnatch) gave me when I was born. I come from a long line of Feltersnatches.

11. Sticky on May 15th, 2008 4:05 pm

    Yes, Mr. Feltersnatch, but you see, assuming you were given the name “Howard,” shortened to “Howie,” it becomes “Howie Feltersnatch” which elongated phonetically becomes something akin to “How he felt her snatch.”

    You can see that your name sounds like a rather well-constructed pun rather than a true name.

12. MikeBabaguh on May 15th, 2008 4:17 pm

    I’ll start appreciating these sorts of announcements when I start recognizing the images in them.

13. MacheteJak on May 15th, 2008 4:37 pm

    ^ That’s what I’m saying.

14. juiceyfruit on May 15th, 2008 8:20 pm

    hay why’s my house on the internet you guys

15. dieAntagonista on May 15th, 2008 8:45 pm

    Bullshit. Whether anybody acts like it’s a crisis or not, as soon as it really is one, acting like it is one won’t help you anymore. Dumb person is dumb.

16. V3N0M on May 16th, 2008 2:58 am

    The only relevance to global warming I can think of in that picture is that it might look like a cow farm with those fences… um… that’s it.

    Also, to whoever made it, if scorching summer heat and tornadoes where there have never been tornadoes before aren’t a crisis (I will not mention any mainstream disasters since I think you’re aware of those) I don’t know what is.

17. Shanghai_Factor on May 16th, 2008 9:29 pm

    This is captain Shang with Joke Airlines. We’re currently flying at about 32,000 feet. If you’ll look out the window to your left, you’ll see Sticky.

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