George Carlin’s Crazy Eye

Funny dude, I saw him a few months ago here in Tallahassee.  I’ll never forget it! (until I have Alzheimer’s)

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    1. George Carlin is AWESOME.

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    2. I’ve seen him a few times; at the Maryland Theatre and at The Bottom Line. He may be the funniest man alive (or dead).

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    3. He’s kinda like E.T. when he was that dried up dog shit color…..I think George would be happy with that.

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    4. he’s one of the funniest ever. i’ve seen him live. i read his books. we share a lot of opinions. my favorite quote of all time is from George:

      “POSITIVE THINKING LEADS TO MISCALCULATION”

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    5. Am I the only one who thinks he’s kind of losing the edge? I watched It’s Bad For Ya a few times over the past month and, while it’s the same political philosophy and sociology mock-job that it use to be, the funny factor was just way, way down compared to Complains and Grievances and the like.

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    6. “You know what nobody talks about in public anymore? Pussy farts.”

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    7. @TrayShadix
      Complaints and Grievances was Carlins definitive work.
      Just like Glorious was Eddie Izzard’s and Bring The Pain was Chris Rock’s.

      They’re still all great comedians though.

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    8. He’s definitely showing his age… not quite as biting as he used to be, more bitter/vulgar than anything. But still funny as hell. Got to see him live a few months ago, and he’s the first to admit that he’s an old fuck now.

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    9. Two jokes he gave to the audience at the show:

      A little girl is looking at her father in the shower and says, “Daddy, when will I get a penis?” And he says, “As soon as your mother leaves for work!”

      How does the little hillbilly girl know when her mom’s on the period? When her brother’s dick tastes funny!

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    10. he was 70 when he came to tallahassee, and as he said
      “it’s like 69, but with a finger up your ass”

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