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Funny dude, I saw him a few months ago here in Tallahassee. I’ll never forget it! (until I have Alzheimer’s)
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George Carlin is AWESOME.
Hey, pull my finger.
I’ve seen him a few times; at the Maryland Theatre and at The Bottom Line. He may be the funniest man alive (or dead).
He’s kinda like E.T. when he was that dried up dog shit color…..I think George would be happy with that.
he’s one of the funniest ever. i’ve seen him live. i read his books. we share a lot of opinions. my favorite quote of all time is from George:
“POSITIVE THINKING LEADS TO MISCALCULATION”
Am I the only one who thinks he’s kind of losing the edge? I watched It’s Bad For Ya a few times over the past month and, while it’s the same political philosophy and sociology mock-job that it use to be, the funny factor was just way, way down compared to Complains and Grievances and the like.
“You know what nobody talks about in public anymore? Pussy farts.”
@TrayShadix
Complaints and Grievances was Carlins definitive work.
Just like Glorious was Eddie Izzard’s and Bring The Pain was Chris Rock’s.
They’re still all great comedians though.
He’s definitely showing his age… not quite as biting as he used to be, more bitter/vulgar than anything. But still funny as hell. Got to see him live a few months ago, and he’s the first to admit that he’s an old fuck now.
Two jokes he gave to the audience at the show:
A little girl is looking at her father in the shower and says, “Daddy, when will I get a penis?” And he says, “As soon as your mother leaves for work!”
How does the little hillbilly girl know when her mom’s on the period? When her brother’s dick tastes funny!
he was 70 when he came to tallahassee, and as he said
“it’s like 69, but with a finger up your ass”