You Win

Posted on May 10, 2008 by Gunface01 |
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You’re welcome. (XKCD)







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20 Responses to “You Win”

  1. ohmybob on May 10th, 2008 7:14 pm

    When you think about winning the game, you lose the game.

  2. uberubermensch on May 10th, 2008 7:50 pm

    fail… everyone loses

  3. Mayyday on May 10th, 2008 8:15 pm

    Viewing this has caused me to lose the game… fuck.

  4. thelotuseater725 on May 10th, 2008 8:43 pm

    Fuck you guys, it says i win! Also i was wondering where i saw that from. XKCD makes me happy.

  5. ladyoftheorb on May 10th, 2008 8:43 pm

    I was so incredibly relieved the day this was posted on XKCD. I felt more relaxed than I had in 4 years.

  6. Sarcastastic on May 10th, 2008 8:55 pm

    Must I reiterate that losing is in the rules?

  7. Tardex on May 10th, 2008 9:38 pm

    You guys are the cream of the crop. Really, its true. You are the stupidest of the stupid. You cannot win the game. We are forever stuck in the perpetual losing that is the game and we can never be free. By allowing ourselves to learn about this spawn of Satan we have forever damned ourselves to suffer through it. You all lose.

  8. Phyreblade on May 10th, 2008 10:43 pm

    Oh. Come on Tardex, go easy on em. Not everyone actually knows the rules.

    Incidentally just so you all know, the moment you think you have won, you’ve lost. This post is a trap. Just a friendly heads up. :P

  9. Gunface01 on May 10th, 2008 10:54 pm

    FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU. I fucking win. If XKCD says I win than I fucking win, dawg. Such is the balance of nature and all living things which thrive within it. Those minds who see the picture are freed from the corrupted grasp of The Game, and so be it. Those who hear of the accursed game will no longer be tortured by the failure of defeat - Only bask in the bounty of success. You win, MCS - You all win. You’re welcome.

  10. Tardex on May 10th, 2008 11:11 pm

    @ Gunface01

    Your even worse than the game itself. You say we all win by looking at this picture but the fact is you only give us a false sense of hope which is even worse than the fact that whenever you think about it you will be crushed by defeat. To take it completely out of context and stretch it to its limit. Its like saying that being shot in the head at point blank range with a shotgun in the head, 5 times, is survivable. Its false hope for the idiots.

    @ Phyreblade

    Yeah, going easy would have been a better start probably. But if you know enough about the game to lose, than you already know you cannot win. Anyway, to late to take it back so I might as well make the hole Im digging bigger.

  11. thelotuseater725 on May 10th, 2008 11:35 pm

    GODDFUCKING DAMNIT TARDEX JUMP IN THE GODDAMN FIRE LAKE OF SHITNARNIA. FUCK YOU,XKCD SAYS I FUCKING WON AND I WILL NOT STAND BY AS YOU DEFILE THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR XKCD YOU FUCKING SHIT SMOKING HITLERPLUG…I’m sorry i yelled. But seriously, fuck off, we all just won and i will not let you take that away from me.

  12. natedog on May 10th, 2008 11:36 pm

    1. You begin playing the game when you become aware of its existence.
    2. Whenever you think about the game, you lose.
    3. When you lose the game, you must announce your loss to everyone present.

    Rule #2 FTW, er, FTL

  13. natedog on May 10th, 2008 11:38 pm

    the only way to win is to totally forget the game. and then you have to forget you forgot. then you have to forget that you forgot you forgot. and then you have to forget that you forgot that you forgot you forgot.

  14. natedog on May 10th, 2008 11:39 pm

    Woot!! triple post!!

    does anyone know the origins of the game?

    i checked over on ED, but nothing.

  15. asdf on May 11th, 2008 12:14 am

    is the game a metaphor for life?

  16. Tardex on May 11th, 2008 8:39 am

    @thelotuseater725

    You lost, and you know you lost. We are stuck. If you refer to natedog, we always lose, and can never win unless we erase everything. We are forever fucked. Enjoy it.

  17. Phyreblade on May 11th, 2008 12:49 pm

    WOW… This thread is chock full of the most WINNINGEST PHAIL EVAR… ROFLMAO… I love it…!!

  18. elzarcothepale on May 12th, 2008 2:31 am

    i just posted here so people checking the recent comments would lose the game again.

    bitches.

  19. Snow on May 12th, 2008 4:13 am

    i hate the game i hate the players but it can never be stopped.

  20. Silver on May 13th, 2008 10:03 pm

    So in order to not lose we need doublethink? To simultaneously know the game exists and know that it does not? Did George Orwell forsee the game and invent doublethink to prepare us for its coming?

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