Tits in C

Added on May 9th, 2008 by Sudden_Urge | Report Post
Tags:Computers, Humor

“Yea. I said it. In C.”

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THE_GTC (#3048)

15 years ago

That’s the most manly bit of code I have ever seen. Shit that’s Goddamn Batmanly. Win.

The Lawnmower (#286)

15 years ago

S0 boobies fail as well?

I think not.

Frznagn (#560)

15 years ago

Tits can not fail.

Exception: National Geographic tits.

Ronwe (#749)

15 years ago

My knowledge of C is pretty much nonexistent, but the way that that code reads to me is that if the answer contains the letter ‘t’ it will say fail. So, even if they do reply with ‘tits’ it still says fail at them.

Now, if I’ve read this right, and by all means I’m not sure I have… As I said, I have very little knowledge of C coding, but if I’ve read it right, then this = fail

angrymatt (#1937)

15 years ago

Sorry Ronwe, the way it works is if the answer doesn’t start with the character ‘t’ it fails. Ifsofacto, turds would be win in this case. Methinks Sudden_Urge needs to go back to school and learn some regex before he can win.

Lord_Gorlock (#304)

15 years ago

I will revel in my nerdiness and point out that this bit of code would never compile because main needs to return an int. Also, the variable “ans” should be type “char”, not type “int”, although it might be possible that getchar() is storing the integer ASCII value for the letter, but then the conditional statement wouldn’t be valid. Obviously, I’ve made my point about the level of my nerd-dom.

All that said, the post is still hilarious.

Jaypeezy (#1698)

15 years ago

^^^ Wow, I just barely understand what you’re saying

Tony (#373)

15 years ago

@... angrymatt

Regular expressions ftw. The code is sloppy and therefore not as “Win” as it could be.

@... Lord_Gorlock

Yeah, there isn’t a reason why main() should return anything in this case. It should be void. And the var type inconsistencies are lame.

Stolid (#1669)

15 years ago

OK Perl golfers.. lets see a 1 liner..

Tony (#373)

15 years ago

@... Stolid
And that is what I need to learn, and master, Perl.
So, what is the code in Perl? In one line, of course.

goatsgomoo (#284)

15 years ago

Lord_Gorlock:
“Also, the variable Ã¢â‚¬Å“ansÃ¢â‚¬Â should be type Ã¢â‚¬Å“charÃ¢â‚¬Â, not type Ã¢â‚¬Å“intÃ¢â‚¬Â, although it might be possible that getchar() is storing the integer ASCII value for the letter, but then the conditional statement wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be valid.”

Actually, that part is fine.
getchar returns the ASCII value. ‘t’ is the ASCII value of the letter t, so ‘t’ == 116 == 0x74.
Also, a char is just an 8-bit integer. You can assign numbers to a char just as you can assign letters to an int. You can also compare ints to letters just as you can compare chars to numbers. They’re all numbers.

Basically, it works.

Ronwe:
“but the way that that code reads to me is that if the answer contains the letter Ã¢â‚¬ËœtÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ it will say fail.”

!= is “not equal to”, not “equal to”.