Life’s Insructions

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    frogurtx

    They are missing the part where you cut yourself and pop pills.

    Tardex

    Thats covered in step 3.

    Tardex

    and 2 I guess.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    step 2 looks more like “Don’t cry while receiving oral sex”

    tiki god

    aw dood, I dated this one girl once that was the most painful oral I’ve experienced in months, if not years. ouch! not something you wish upon anyone

    TrayShadix

    I feel you on that one, Tiki. Those relationships never last very long, do they? How the hell does a girl even GAIN the ability to peel a carrot with her teeth, never mind apply the fucker.

    Bran

    peel a carrot with her teeth.. OUCH!

    suicydking

    Don’t complain about fellatio, ever. Even if it’s terrible. God takes notes.

    Annarchy

    All I ever needed to know about life I learned from mcs. Now, to learn how to peel a carrot with my teeth…

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