Life’s Insructions

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    frogurtx
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    They are missing the part where you cut yourself and pop pills.

    Tardex
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    Thats covered in step 3.

    Tardex
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    and 2 I guess.

    The Matrix: Rebooted
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    step 2 looks more like “Don’t cry while receiving oral sex”

    tiki god
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    @reboot

    aw dood, I dated this one girl once that was the most painful oral I’ve experienced in months, if not years. ouch! not something you wish upon anyone

    TrayShadix
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    I feel you on that one, Tiki. Those relationships never last very long, do they? How the hell does a girl even GAIN the ability to peel a carrot with her teeth, never mind apply the fucker.

    Bran
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    peel a carrot with her teeth.. OUCH!

    suicydking
    Member

    Don’t complain about fellatio, ever. Even if it’s terrible. God takes notes.

    Annarchy
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    All I ever needed to know about life I learned from mcs. Now, to learn how to peel a carrot with my teeth…



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