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May 8, 2008 at 8:37 pm
They are missing the part where you cut yourself and pop pills.
May 8, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Thats covered in step 3.
May 8, 2008 at 8:44 pm
and 2 I guess.
May 8, 2008 at 9:48 pm
step 2 looks more like “Don’t cry while receiving oral sex”
May 8, 2008 at 10:38 pm
@reboot
aw dood, I dated this one girl once that was the most painful oral I’ve experienced in months, if not years. ouch! not something you wish upon anyone
May 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I feel you on that one, Tiki. Those relationships never last very long, do they? How the hell does a girl even GAIN the ability to peel a carrot with her teeth, never mind apply the fucker.
May 9, 2008 at 12:20 am
peel a carrot with her teeth.. OUCH!
May 9, 2008 at 7:59 am
Don’t complain about fellatio, ever. Even if it’s terrible. God takes notes.
May 9, 2008 at 12:56 pm
All I ever needed to know about life I learned from mcs. Now, to learn how to peel a carrot with my teeth…