Life’s Insructions

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    9 Responses to Life’s Insructions

    1. They are missing the part where you cut yourself and pop pills.

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    2. Thats covered in step 3.

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    3. step 2 looks more like “Don’t cry while receiving oral sex”

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    4. @reboot

      aw dood, I dated this one girl once that was the most painful oral I’ve experienced in months, if not years. ouch! not something you wish upon anyone

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    5. I feel you on that one, Tiki. Those relationships never last very long, do they? How the hell does a girl even GAIN the ability to peel a carrot with her teeth, never mind apply the fucker.

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    6. peel a carrot with her teeth.. OUCH!

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    7. Don’t complain about fellatio, ever. Even if it’s terrible. God takes notes.

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    8. All I ever needed to know about life I learned from mcs. Now, to learn how to peel a carrot with my teeth…

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