Inadequacy - Sorry About Your Penis

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13 Responses to “Inadequacy - Sorry About Your Penis”

1. Kero on May 8th, 2008 5:40 pm

   First! and Repost!

2. mAgnUS BUTTfoorson on May 8th, 2008 5:44 pm

   How do women compensate for being fat or having large vaginas?

   By being bitches? Or do they buy expensive stuff too?

3. Exacerbate on May 8th, 2008 5:51 pm

   Wow, I think I’d be content with my small penis. That’s a horrible color.

4. Mack on May 8th, 2008 6:08 pm

   Fat women compensate by either being smarter (TV comedian women) or more bitchy and goth/emo (fat 16 yr old girls) or being more american bitchy and self centred (Yank obese Mcdonalds munching fatasses).

   Guys compensate with materialism and wankoff bling and cars, women compensate by going schizo in terms of attitude. They either become total sluts who are happy and alright with stuff, or total bitches who hate men and themselves.

5. ladyoftheorb on May 8th, 2008 7:14 pm

   MY boyfriend drives a MINI Cooper. You do the math.

6. Exacerbate on May 8th, 2008 8:12 pm

   You have a boyfriend!?!?!? *shivers*

   I’m an asshole.

7. tiki god on May 8th, 2008 8:46 pm

   @kero

   wtf are you two years old? Don’t make me enforce a fark.com like “first post” bullshit filter. that would suck

8. numb7rs on May 8th, 2008 9:04 pm

   “MY boyfriend drives a MINI Cooper. You do the math.”

   He’s about 4 feet tall?

9. Kero on May 8th, 2008 9:11 pm

   @tiki stfu and get on irc I need to ask you something.

10. rattybad on May 8th, 2008 11:03 pm

    I thought women bought shoes to compensate?

11. michaelv13 on May 8th, 2008 11:32 pm

    i actually came up with two simple solutions to this it works 90% of the time the smaller the purse the bigger the waist the bigger the purse the smaller the waist and here is one for high school (dont test it in elementary middle school or junior high) backpack=virgin purse= nonvirgin nothing= town bicycle everyones had a turn now this only works for the female species i have yet to try it on males

12. ladyoftheorb on May 9th, 2008 8:31 am

    @Numb7ers:

    He’s actually really tall, some number over 6 feet, and everyone always asks why he drives such a tiny car if he’s so tall. When the seat is all the way back, he can’t get the clutch down to the floor.

    Those things are ridiculously roomy, and you can have crazy sex in them.

13. mAgnUS BUTTfoorson on May 9th, 2008 9:13 am

    crazy sex? Like when you fuck an imaginary government agent and then try to eat your tinfoil hat?

    I think we’ve covered how the lardo bitches compensate (I’m going with the big mouth theory).

    What about those with the large vaginas? Probably the same thing?

    The “smart” answer was funny. Fat chicks don’t compensate by being smart or funny. Everyone knows a woman can’t be considered smart or funny if you don’t want to fuck her.

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