Illuminati Dollar Breakdown

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18 Responses to “Illuminati Dollar Breakdown”

1. neekbunny (UID#1630) on April 23rd, 2008 4:05 pm

   wow and all this time I have been confusing the difference between eagles and pheonixs. thanks for the clarification

2. cthulhu.hpl (UID#3158) on April 23rd, 2008 4:05 pm

   E pluribus unum means “From many, one” not the other way…

3. OmfgWtfZergd (UID#1244) on April 23rd, 2008 4:22 pm

   Wow, they spent all this time designing the dollar with all these subtly, hidden meanings and I just use it to buy some gummi worms, specifically Trolli’s Sour Gummi Worms.

4. acid_monkey1 (UID#2405) on April 23rd, 2008 4:39 pm

   so many things in one simple piece of paper but did you notice… wait since when we can have avatars in the blog?????

5. goatsgomoo (UID#284) on April 23rd, 2008 5:01 pm

   acid_monkey1:
   http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....gravatars/

6. Tardex (UID#2119) on April 23rd, 2008 5:18 pm

   Yeah, that is for sure an eagle. Illuminati need a lesson in birds.

7. spleen (UID#3302) on April 23rd, 2008 5:34 pm

   none of the latin translations are even close. I bet this was put together by a freemason to throw us all off

8. flintlocke (UID#1948) on April 23rd, 2008 5:58 pm

   Since the dollar is basically now worthless, does that mean the Illuminati is too?

   Guess they should’ve put their hidden messages on the thousand dollar bill.

9. Jagermeister (UID#2694) on April 23rd, 2008 7:30 pm

   I love how whoever translated does not know latin…
   Such as “Annuit,” which does not mean anoucning, means something like “with approval”
   And “Seclorum” is not a cognate for secular. It means Worldly or Temporal, making the phrase “New World Order” or a “New Order of the Ages.”
   Thank you 12 years of Catholic school for useless skills.

10. MrPsychic (UID#276) on April 23rd, 2008 10:11 pm

    So…the Illuminate control spelling too? “Colonnies”?

11. ack (UID#1582) on April 24th, 2008 1:36 am

    What does the “1″ mean?

    Is that secret code for “redeemable for 62 Euro cents”??

12. natedog (UID#1905) on April 24th, 2008 8:53 am

    teh creepiest part of the dollar bill is the Federal Reserve seal on the other side

13. squiddle (UID#2152) on April 24th, 2008 10:00 am

    I heard the 13 stars arranged in the star of David represented the 13 tribes of Israel…

14. FatBoy (UID#3242) on April 24th, 2008 12:13 pm

    see proof that the dollar is evil!!!!! to save our soul you must get rid of all the dollars ou have!!!!!! since in such a nice guy im willing to take the burden of all your evil dollars

15. mastermunan (UID#3314) on April 24th, 2008 2:32 pm

    “spleen on April 23rd, 2008 5:34 pm

    none of the latin translations are even close. I bet this was put together by a freemason to throw us all off”

    I can assure you, a Freemason had no hand in this.
    First, we know what eagles look like. Secondly, not a single one of those symbols is Masonic in nature.
    Lastly, the Great Architect is NOT Lucifer. That’s just a lie, plain and simple.
    I could bring up the obvious errors in the Latin, but others have covered that.

16. gx5000 (UID#315) on April 24th, 2008 10:13 pm

    Riiiiight..
    The All seeing eye is French….the Canadian French variety.
    I’d say get real but, the irony would kill me….

17. rattybad (UID#461) on April 25th, 2008 1:28 am

    The 13 stars remind us how unlucky we are. MDCCLXXVI is my elf name. The illuminated eye means that you need fire to kill a Cyclops.

18. acid_monkey1 (UID#2405) on April 25th, 2008 5:56 pm

    i thouth that MDCCLXXVI stands for midiclorians. or the brother of mxplxys that wierd enemy of superman.

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