National Guard my ass…I just proved that my life isn’t going to waste like your Canuck ass is. I don’t need the military to back me up, dumbshit. And as much as I like the Beastie Boys: get your facts straight…hip hop was created by DJ Kool Herc in the Bronx, circa 1979. And for the shrimp boy: My deployment actaully involved me and my crew being in danger, so just shut up about that, bucko.

I’ve already contributed to this “site” besides ammo…but the fact that you really think that you’re smart and funny is your biggest downfall. I’d really like to punch your lights out if I ever came to Toronto…but that’s wasting my time.

Oh, and by the way…step up your racism game, because “nigger”, “watermelon”, reference to blacks being apes is quite outdated…but then again you’re Canadian, so I digress.

Your “vast” array of vocabulary stil falls short of anything…get fucked, buddy.

I am from the south. The deep south…of Canada. In the backwards podunk city of Toronto with it’s handful of 5 million odd people. Ya we’re real backward ya’ll.
Did you defend Canada? From who? Last time we were attacked I think it was by America and that was way back when your kind were chained together in fields picking cotton.

I’m not narrow minded. I’m quite open minded. Either way you’re still a half wit monkey motherfucker who probably counts his paintball gun and WOW subscription as military service.

Wasted my morning? How long does it take you to type? Last time I checked you under-evolved grape drink lovers have prehensile thumbs. Typing getting away from you? Maybe go back to eating your own vomit and throwing your shit at your relatives.

Your grammatical skills are enviable. In the sense that I’m assuming you were able to make it out of high school yet you can’t put together a properly constructed sentence to save your watermelon.

I’m not trying to make you look politically incorrect. I think you need to Google that term. I’m just addressing an uppity little bitch and I know calling you a dumb nigger will throw you even further off whatever thought course you were trying to head down. Hence the comically disparate nature of all your responses since your first zinger about us dumb whiteys not really “getting” your fucking nigger beats.

I’m still wondering about this Rush Limbaugh thing. Does that even make sense to you?

I am funny. I’m damned funny. Your opinion on such is irrelevant and I’ll take that statement to be more of an observation than anything else.

Can you start contributing something to this site other than ammo for me to shit all over your stupid ass with?

Yeah, I defended your country, “genius”: I’m not over in Iraq anymore. NEWS FLASH: I’m not defending the nation that Woodrow Wilson would’ve loved for me to have defended…and you probably won’t get that one there, buddy.

Uppity….yeah, you sure are a true blue southerner: When you get hot under the collar when somebody actually gets to you (like I do)…you go Rush Limbaugh and start trying to dissect everything that I say to may me look politically incorrect…with a “faggot” here and there (you must be REALLY comfortable with your sexuality). You are truly a waste of time…just thought that I make an example of you, though…but I know….5 years from now…you’ll be doing the same thing: nothing, no accomplishing goals.

You really are the defnition of narrow minded. I think that Oxycontin (Limbaugh’s fave drug) couldn’t even help you, and with that I’m done with this “argument”. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

P.S. You’re funny, thanks for the entertainment

I singled you out twice because you’re posts lack humour or anything indicating you are capable of humour. You’re just another uppity little shit who shouldn’t be on a site devoted to humour.

Now take your sorry ass elsewhere. Your position with the National Guard impresses no one anymore than your knowledge of tribal drums and monkeys in do rags.

@FlyingMantisShrimp
I think he is under the impression being in the military will counter balance his faggotry. Instead it just soils the military’s reputation.

@OmfgWtfZergd

I dunno. The Beastie Boys might be the best rappers of all time. In fact in a recent poll it was deemed by popular opinion that they are and actually invented rap music and have been ripped off by black people ever since.

I care about Magnus’s opinions. And you’re making yourself look like a complete douche, by the way. Have you ever stopped and read what you just typed? I’m sure you said that in real life, someone would slap you.

Also, Will Smith > All other rappers.

Discuss.

Not exactly sure why you felt it was necessary to drag the military into this.

I like Beethoven and know exactly what you mean, but I like Beethoven for a lot different reasons than I like King Tubby, Carlos Paredes or Chavez. To me Beethoven is about Harmony, Structure, Melody and, sometimes, bombast. Whereas the above mentioned I like for pure rhythmic strength.

I defend the country, …yeah that’s right…I’m in the military. Now you wanna say something like “nigger soldier” or something? Hahahahaha!

You’re the type of guy who lives on the internet, spitting out your racist views…only to find out…nobody cares.

Make the world a better place by killing yourself, my dear friend…because you really must have a hard on for me if you keep singling me out.