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I PIMPED YO CAR

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I didn’t know they could pile it that high.
An’ I pimped yo mama!
Who the fuck is this?
sup dawg we hurd ya like fried chikkn. so we put live chickens in yo trunk. look in that glove box, thats right homie, thats a convair belt that leads to a deep fryer in the engine. and loops back around into yo steerin wheel. so you can get yo snack on while u drive playa.
Xzibit spent his middle school and high school years in Albuquerque. He really got pissed off because people here kept stealing his music, so he left and headed for LA. I heard this from a guy who ran a program to help kids customize bikes. I gotta say, I think they look silly, but some of these custom bicycles take A LOT of skill and time to do.
Racist humour is ALWAYS funny.
Oh, and whatever noises come out of this motherfucker DO NOT qualify as music.
Misspelled Xzibit, dawg.
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE THE BEACH SO I PUT SOME SAND IN YOUR TRUNK
Yo dawg i heard you like big butts so i put some junk in your trunk.
It’s amazing how many African Americans don’t seem to have the “smiling” gene. Real Africans don’t seem to missing it though.