Comments on: Dollywood Portraits

By: nippletwister

nippletwister — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:50:10 +0000

They have this portrait on the wall of the souvenir shop. If you can guess the total number of chins in the picture, you get your portrait for free!

Lord Cocksworth — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:20:15 +0000

@ gor:

Genetics do have some effect, since a full-on endomorph will never have the same figure as an ectomorph.

That said, creatures like this can only be created through serious gorging, fat-suits, or nightmares.

sutenvulf — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:13:01 +0000

I’d hit it with the force of an starving african.

Error401 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:48:24 +0000

Roll ‘em in flour, easier to find mooseknuckle.

Chalk lines work good too.

TokenWGuy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:15:00 +0000

The harpoons, man them.

gor — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:24:03 +0000

Put down the god-damn food!

It’s amazing how many people blame their genetics for their weight problem and not the 4000 calorie a day diet they eat.

btw, Dollywood is an amusement park owned by Dolly Parton, and has you can see, it is enjoyed by the obese.

Brevity Truta — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:04:19 +0000

It’s surreal, almost, and that makes it more disturbing that plain ol’ surreal could ever be.

How’s the one in the back even there? And the butterfly flowerbed, ahahaha. What is Dollywood, anyway? Dolly Parton’s fake ranch?

natedog — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:37:47 +0000

a herd of wild snorlax appears!

(snorlaxes? snorlaxi? snorlaxen?)