- YouTube – Shut up Woman Get on my horse! tiki god
- Say What Again tiki god
- Beatles’ Hey Jude with FLOW CHART! nyokki
- Glenn Beck is PWND! nyokki
- rogerebert.com give The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day a single star tiki god
- Deer loses head-butt with Wisconsin lawn ornament tiki god
- Dita Von Teese and the Striptease nyokki
- Must See: Clash Of The Titans Trailer Puulaahi
- Michael Jackson: The Live Seance nyokki
- Beer truck dumps load « Bits & Pieces tiki god
Dollywood Portraits - April 9, 2008 by tiki god | Images
|
|
Disclaimer: Unless specifically mentioned in the post, we have no clue where this picture came from. Know where it came from? Post the link in the comments, and reap the glory that is knowledge. All comments are the sole possesion of the commenters and do not reflect the opinions or values of MCS. Related Posts |
8 Comments - “Dollywood Portraits”
Latest Posts
a herd of wild snorlax appears!
(snorlaxes? snorlaxi? snorlaxen?)
It’s surreal, almost, and that makes it more disturbing that plain ol’ surreal could ever be.
How’s the one in the back even there? And the butterfly flowerbed, ahahaha. What is Dollywood, anyway? Dolly Parton’s fake ranch?
Put down the god-damn food!
It’s amazing how many people blame their genetics for their weight problem and not the 4000 calorie a day diet they eat.
btw, Dollywood is an amusement park owned by Dolly Parton, and has you can see, it is enjoyed by the obese.
The harpoons, man them.
Roll ‘em in flour, easier to find mooseknuckle.
Chalk lines work good too.
I’d hit it with the force of an starving african.
@ gor:
Genetics do have some effect, since a full-on endomorph will never have the same figure as an ectomorph.
That said, creatures like this can only be created through serious gorging, fat-suits, or nightmares.
They have this portrait on the wall of the souvenir shop. If you can guess the total number of chins in the picture, you get your portrait for free!