Jessica Alba – professional violinist

 

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    FlyingMantisShrimp
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    INNUENDO TIME

    She can professionally play my violin any day.

    LordSethD
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    She can hit my note any day.

    ack
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    Blah. Serious is not her thing.

    Get that damned violin out of her hands so she can get back to strippin’ and pole dancin’.

    MikeBabaguh
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    On the contrary, I think she’s been in too many “popular” (read: stupid and pointless) movies recently, and I’d like to see her in a legitimate dramatic film.

    MikeBabaguh
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    Oh, and I did consider Sin City to be part of the latter.

    ack
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    OK. I can go with that. Jess – the thinking mans pole dancer. In your club. Contemplating deep things. Nah. That still sucks. Alba in a dramatic role is a square peg in a round hole. She makes a good victim and a good stripper / dancer. In Sin City she played a victim and a stripper. Thats simply the best that she has to offer. But it’s not all bad – I think she made a really solid performance as a victim stripper. Example: Fantastic 4 sucked balls. She in no way looked the part of a white scientist… Read more »

    ack
    Member

    Damn that was a pointless rant…

    Stay off drugs!

    Brevity Truta
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    Dunno, ack, looks like you at least take Jessica very seriously indeed.

    Can’t believe no-one’s used fiddle in an innuendo. I would, but she doesn’t pluck my strings at all.

    The Lawnmower
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    That was some pretty week inuendo.

    She could fiddle with my instrument any day.

    Hepathos
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    Wait, so you guys say that she IS a professional violin player?

    RSIxidor
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    Nope, its for the movie “The Eye”

    A Google search will provide an article about her in 2007, her violin playing sounding like a cat in heat.

    pedantic
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    I can see her playing the skin flute quite well.

    @ack
    That’s a damn good idea for a superhero. Or a good start of a porno. Either or, I’m interested.

    ack
    Member

    ???

    Actually, yeah… that would be a good idea for a porn…

    Pole-Mistress? Pole-Cat??

    Billy Manic
    Member

    diddle with my fiddle, etc.



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