what a prick

Comment by Pants — May 1, 2008 @ 12:06 am

that guy’s a douche

Comment by Bran — May 1, 2008 @ 1:40 am

That baby should stab him in the eyes with the chopsticks.

Comment by wtfunk — May 1, 2008 @ 2:17 am

This is how eating disorders start.

Comment by frogurtx — May 1, 2008 @ 3:01 am

I want to see somebody with more time on their hands than I have to rearrange these in the order 3 - 2 - 1 - 4 so that it looks like he’s feeding the baby from his mouth.

Comment by Nemo Intermundorum — May 1, 2008 @ 10:39 am

@wtfunk
Now that, I would like to see…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 1, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

http://www.sharingmachine.com/.....5B%5D=text

its from the awesome site of toothpastefordinner.com

Comment by TrikYodz — May 1, 2008 @ 9:09 am

Oh my God, epic.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — April 30, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

Now that is funny enough to make me register

Comment by Doomedone — April 30, 2008 @ 10:16 pm

ROFL… Priceless…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 1, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

I like how the first orc’s name has an umlaut so they could have two “Nevergonna”s. I can see a third “Nevergonna” down the line, but I can’t spot the trick they have on that one.

Comment by Flickerdart — May 1, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

Scat?

Comment by Exacerbate — April 30, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

Obviously a field test of a new elephant laxative.

Comment by Sticky — April 30, 2008 @ 9:17 pm

Obviously an Orbitz commercial

Comment by nathanj37 — April 30, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

I always thought mudding looked like fun.. where can you go to do it?

//ashamed to be a city girl

Comment by SouthernOracle — April 30, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

@southernoracle

make friends with a redneck that has a big truck, and bat your eyes at him.

Comment by Darthmalt — April 30, 2008 @ 10:24 pm

That’s not mud.

Comment by ohmybob — April 30, 2008 @ 11:22 pm

I wish my girlfriend was that dirty.

okay well… she might be.

Comment by Seangoloid — May 1, 2008 @ 4:13 am

Are there any “after the car wash” pictures?

Comment by djnks2001 — May 1, 2008 @ 11:49 am

Mary Mary Quite Contrairy, Trim That Bush It’s So Damn Hairy

Comment by wol4ene — April 30, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

Usually when people shop chicks they make them hotter… I sense some envy or hate in the shopper of this image.

Comment by Mystik — April 30, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

Two things: One, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes, and two, that looks like dried grass or something.

Comment by Sticky — April 30, 2008 @ 9:17 pm

It may be seaweed, she does appear to be at a beach.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — April 30, 2008 @ 10:16 pm

Since when does every photo on the internet have to be photoshopped?

God forbid someone picked up dried algae off the beach and laid it over their vag as a joke. No, someone must have digitally added it in there.

Comment by njch412 — April 30, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

@njch412

NO NO ONLY SHOOPS!

Comment by Pants — May 1, 2008 @ 12:07 am

STD’s to the tenth power.

Comment by Bran — May 1, 2008 @ 12:07 am

man, i hope the 70’s bush isnt making a come back

Comment by enoonmai — May 1, 2008 @ 7:53 am

@pants
ROFL…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 1, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

the first sign of Spring.

Comment by cirrostratus — May 4, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

He’s looking up doggy style.

Comment by Bran — April 30, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

What the hell? Is that computer backwards?

Comment by Exacerbate — April 30, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

The computer is ok, its just missing its front decorative panel.
Also as proven by the poster above me, the dog is probably smarter than most of the people on the internet.

Comment by Namelis1 — April 30, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

For some reason, when I see that dog’s face, I think of the angry german kid video.

Comment by Jaypeezy — April 30, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

FUCK YOU, INTERNET!!!

Comment by xaldinlancer — April 30, 2008 @ 7:29 pm

@namelis1 a;lskfmaweloiup wuiwf;jiojkl n4k jn33j 2dfh ujyirdxt 7yhb768/’78y63 b4435cxb fcxvb rsgu658′64ryu a4e563bq34tgv e
sorry my dog was trying to say your an idiot

Comment by asdf — April 30, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

@Namelis1
My computer looks NOTHING like that with the front pannel off. So I haven’t seen one that looks like that.

Comment by Exacerbate — April 30, 2008 @ 8:05 pm

It’s old school, PIII or early P4. Kids these days…

Comment by Error401 — April 30, 2008 @ 8:21 pm

It’s not even that old. They still make cases with a removable front panel…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 30, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

@ asdf
@namelis1 a;lskfmaweloiup wuiwf;jiojkl n4k jn33j 2dfh ujyirdxt 7yhb768/’78y63 b4435cxb fcxvb rsgu658′64ryu a4e563bq34tgv e
sorry my dog was trying to say [b]you’re[/b] an idiot

Comment by Twosixteen — April 30, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

The expression on the dog’s face is either of anger, and he’s barking, or terror, like 2 girl 1 cup horror.

Comment by MrPsychic — April 30, 2008 @ 11:10 pm

@twosixteen
thanks i totally missed that

Comment by asdf — April 30, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

In b4 “No dogs on the interwebz.”

Also, “Tail or gtfo.”

Comment by reptilecobra13 — April 30, 2008 @ 11:44 pm

“I’m a 3 y/o siamese, w/ long, sexy tail. U?”

Comment by Anonymous — May 1, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

Obviously these are two totally different ideas. I mean come on one has boobies the other doesn’t!

Comment by maxcw — April 30, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

And they’re both ripping off the Borg Queen
http://www.homecinemachoice.co.....Krige3.jpg
from ST8 which was itself ripping off the cyborg queen from Captain Eo, a 3D movie at Epcot in the 80s.

Comment by 42 — April 30, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

and let’s not forget Ghost in the Shell
http://www.mark2000.com/pics/ghost-torso.jpg

Comment by Professor Cramulus — April 30, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

So the blonde’s not a sexbot?

Pointless.

Comment by LordOpie — April 30, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

Almost everything today is a rip off from something else, or “borrowed”…but hurray for boobies anyways.

Comment by CMoorehead — April 30, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

On another note, you could take the world’s brightest scientists working together to make a fully functional android, all the while in theirs minds thinking, “Will I be able to Fuck it?”.

Comment by CMoorehead — April 30, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

And the Borg were a rip-off of The Cybermen from Doctor Who (not the first time ST has ripped something off).

Comment by AlecDalek — April 30, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

I’d take a holo deck over a sex bot any day.

Comment by Korinthian — April 30, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

CMoreehead is riding the correct motorcycle

Comment by Professor Cramulus — April 30, 2008 @ 8:17 pm

That’s a total swipe, though — they just retouched the image. I knew PR/marketing departments at movie studios were lazy, but that’s pretty unforgivable. Where’s the story behind it/sauce on original pic?

Comment by flintlocke — April 30, 2008 @ 8:18 pm

the terminator arm has more wires
so Completely different!!

Comment by Hidden1 — May 1, 2008 @ 6:52 am

It looks like battle angel.

Comment by redxblack — May 2, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

I want to see the picture after this where the golf ball is embedded in the film.

Comment by Mystik — April 30, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

you’ll fucking put an eye out like that, mang.

Comment by natedog — May 1, 2008 @ 2:30 am

i just shit bricks

Comment by TrikYodz — April 30, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

OH HAI

Comment by numb7rs — April 30, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

Where can I buy one?

Comment by Exacerbate — April 30, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

I’m in ur Eden, defying ur Gawd.

Comment by deuce — April 30, 2008 @ 4:51 pm

It looks more like an earthworm with scales, legs and a snake’s head.

Comment by rebelyell2006 — April 30, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

It’s not a snake… it’s an Ajolote (see below)

Ajolote: Mexican reptile of the genus Bipes. It and several other tropical burrowing species are placed in the Amphisbaenia, a group separate from lizards and snakes among the Squamata. Unlike the others, however, which have no legs, it has a pair of short but well-developed front legs. In line with its burrowing habits, the skull is very solid, the eyes small, and external ears absent.

Comment by Karartiz — April 30, 2008 @ 5:21 pm

It’s so cute and cuddly! I want to hold it and pet it and name it FRED….

Comment by storminator — April 30, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

soo… like an axolotl?
Except a Mexican Walking Snake?

Comment by bajizzle — May 1, 2008 @ 4:27 am

How..

Comment by Mack — April 30, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

At least nobody is going to steal it. Beats any alarm system out there.

Comment by rebelyell2006 — April 30, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

Ha! I could totally see some whack job with too much money create a hydraulic system for his car so that it does this at will.

On a mostly unrelated note, I was taking the starter off my parent’s jeep today, and I had a daydream (turning a wrench is boring something fierce). The car started turning into a robot! And I was like, “wow! You’re a Transformer!” and the car said, “NO, I am a Gobot!” and I screamed! Then my dad was like, son, “WTF NOOB! Lrn to mechanic!”

Comment by RSIxidor — April 30, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

Classic woman driver scenario.

Comment by CMoorehead — April 30, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

I just hate it when this happens.

Comment by banjo_picker — April 30, 2008 @ 6:00 pm

What I’m wondering is how the black car parked beside the truck is going to get out…

Comment by Flickerdart — April 30, 2008 @ 6:00 pm

Damn Asian drivers!

(Just a joke as I’m Vietnamese myself.)

Comment by Bran — April 30, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

its the slanty eyes they don’t help the peripheral vision

Comment by asdf — April 30, 2008 @ 7:55 pm

This requires skills. Skills, the likes of which mere mortals can only dream…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 30, 2008 @ 8:48 pm

That’s what Falco gets for crossing the football picket line.

Comment by rattybad — May 1, 2008 @ 8:40 am