She has protection from Blue, White, flies, strikes first, tramples and hits harder the more red mana you pump into her. Delicious!
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Akroma, Angel Of Fury , Magic The Gathering Card Original Artwork
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March 28, 2008 at 10:42 am
The fact that I understand the caption scares me. Time for more beer.
March 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Magic the Gathering was never my thing. I prefer having sex with women.
March 28, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I highly doubt your sexing if your on here so you may want to look into it.
March 28, 2008 at 2:28 pm
“more red mana you pump into her” If she was real I’d be pumping something else into her.
March 28, 2008 at 2:42 pm
No you wouldn’t.
March 28, 2008 at 3:11 pm
@Tardex
Dude, you can’t be insulting people just because they post on this website, when you yourself also post. You fail.
March 28, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Ohh-hoh, I out nerd you all.
I have the novel series memorized. Which is awesome from the onslaught series, because Ixidor’s hand got bit off by a turtle, and Ixidor created Akroma in his sleep, at the expense of an arm.
He just woke up, bleeding profusely, with no left arm, and a naked angel beside him.
Now THAT’S amusing.
March 29, 2008 at 12:23 am
Yeah, but this is from Time Spiral Block, not Onslaught Block.
I only look at Magic cards when new sets are coming out. For some reason constantly watching the Rumor Mill on MTGSalvation amuses me. I’ve played the game very few times but understand the mechanics fairly well.
March 29, 2008 at 2:13 am
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES.
i got this sexy beast in a booster pack, and shes the only non goblin non elemental in my red deck. had to include her cus shes just SO awesome
March 30, 2008 at 1:20 am
@Kaze
Amusing isn’t exactly the word i’d use… I’m thinking Awesome… Cool… Hawt maybe?
March 10, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@Kaze
I out-nerd you as I have 52 Magic novels and two copies of the onslaught block. First, Ixidor got his hand bit by a turtle… not bit off. Only two fingers were bitten off. Second, Ixidor’s arm wasn’t pleeding at all when he woke up, he just had a stump. And third, Akroma wasn’t naked or beside him, but rather wearing robes and was beyond the foot of the bed floating above the floor. I’m not trying to be rude, but just help people out with the details.
I do wonder if anyone would create or has created a different storyline to match the alternate dimension creatures (Akroma, Angel of Fury) that were the spawn of the Timepiral block.