The Flash Goes Fast

14 Responses to The Flash Goes Fast

1. tggeko (UID# 2562) 0  0

   

   March 5, 2008 at 7:02 am

   too fast for electrons? wat? that would actually be faster then thought. you know, synapses and all that.

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2. tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0

   

   March 5, 2008 at 8:49 am

   uh, synapses are just electrical currents, which are just the movements of electrons.

   so no.

   the flash is faster then TIME.

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3. guswut (UID# 1691) 0  0

   March 5, 2008 at 10:08 am

   I hope he knows that there is a cop up ahead. Think about how cruddy a ticket THAT would be.

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4. max (UID# 868) 0  0

   March 5, 2008 at 10:23 am

   The nice thing about the cop would be he’d never see the flash. The bad part is that the sonic boom would almost certainly kill him.

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5. munche (UID# 252) 0  0

   March 5, 2008 at 10:49 am

   Electrons really don’t move that fast. The impulse is what moves at light speed. Electrons, not so much.
   Hell, I think I could run faster than them.

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6. mgear (UID# 1835) 0  0

   March 5, 2008 at 11:11 am

   The electrons in his brain are certainly moving faster than the electrons outside, because they’re in their own frame of reference blah blah. Basically they already carry his momentum, so he as a person can move faster than an electron and still think. It’s like how we’re all moving thru space at some thousands of meters per second, yet it’s easy for us to accellerate to a bit faster, because we’re in our own frame.

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7. ando (UID# 260) 0  0

   March 5, 2008 at 11:28 am

   Mah flash is fast, foo’.

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8. akircher (UID# 1317) 0  0

   March 5, 2008 at 11:32 am

   I thought it said “Too fast for erections!” Whew! Had me worried, there!

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9. jobpursuing (UID# 264) 0  0

   March 5, 2008 at 11:37 am

   Hahaha Flash can’t get a BONER ^

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10. imandynan0 (UID# 1124) 0  0

    March 5, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Who would WANT a boner going that fast?

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11. smedlorificus (UID# 1979) 0  0

    March 5, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Ow, air resistance.

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12. tggeko (UID# 2562) 0  0

    

    March 5, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    is there any joke that can be made funnier by misreading?

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13. tggeko (UID# 2562) 0  0

    

    March 5, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    ^can’t

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14. (UID# ) 0  0

    March 7, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Or mistyping apparently.

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