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    Alec Dalek
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    Whenever I see that particular photo of the faggot, it makes me think of Bert.

    Kero
    Member

    inb4 ~POLITICIAL ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET LOLOL~

    Caio
    Member

    At least get her to buy you dinner and flowers first, Osama.

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    @Caio

    Now he seems all “emo”.

    chaingunner
    Member

    lol

    Me – US citizen, capable of walking the streets in (relative) safety, without concern that several nations are actively hunting my ass in order to kill me.

    Osama – the exact opposite of the preceeding statement.

    Gilly
    Member

    Yep, he’s free alright.

    numb7rs
    Member

    “Arabs? In my bunker?”

    It’s more likely than you think.

    Ando
    Member

    LOL @ Americans.

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    @chaingunner

    Oh he’s as safe as houses. Our frenemies in Saudi Arabia are taking good care of him. I’m sure if some foreign agent showed up to get him, the Sauds would make them disappear.

    natedog
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    “You know that, somebody on a dialysis machine in a cave didn’t have NORAD stand down, didn’t do war games of planes flying into buildings that morning, didn’t do CIA insider trading, didn’t call Mayor Willie Brown & tell him not to fly and Ashcroft and everybody else. You know that.. What really happened on September 11th, when 3000 Citizens were sent into Heaven? Why’d they air a fake Bin Laden video confession? Why’s the fairy tale version got so many questions? Where radical hijackers that were only using box cutters, sliced up pilots like a knife cuttin hot butter.… Read more »

    natedog
    Member

    in before tl;dr

    Caio
    Member

    Are 9-11 conspiracy theorists writing poetry now? Awesome, here is my alien haiku:

    Aliens Rule Earth
    Stealing all our Precious Cows
    Humanity’s Doomed

    Caio
    Member

    Paul is really dead
    It is a zionist plot
    World Rule Through Beatles

    natedog
    Member

    not poetry… it’s a song by Roy Shivers

    natedog
    Member

    Go back to sleep, sheep
    You live a life of blind fear
    that you just can’t see

    Caio
    Member

    Haley’s Comet Comes
    Through our deaths we shall Save Earth
    One World Government

    Deus Ex Was Right!
    Why can’t the fools see the truth?
    Kill all the normals!

    Caio
    Member

    Zionist Conspiracy Limerick:

    There once was a man named George Double.
    The Jew made him cause lots of trouble.
    He attacked the US
    And Betrayed the White Race
    Jesus shall purge him and the devil jewish race in the fires of hell WHITE POWER-you

    7footJesus
    Member

    Sorry Caio, but you fail at limerick. The 3rd and fourth line should rhyme with each other and the last line should rhyme with the first 2 (*ouble). It would have more or less worked if you’d gone with “double-you” and “trouble-you,” as “S (ess)” and “ace” sort of rhyme (but not really).

    Caio
    Member

    God damnit, nothing rhymes with ‘w’. Or Jew for that matter.

    Shit, wait, let me think about this.

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    Thanks, natedog, for vomiting text at us. Class.

    Caio
    Member

    ATTENTION:

    THE ISRAEL-BRAZIL-ALIEN CONFEDERATION IS BUILDING A GIANT JEW SNAKE WITH THE EXPRESS INTENTION OF EATING ANGOLA.

    PROOF:

    www.001shop.com.br/lojas/raridade/produtos.asp?produto=623&categoria=13&inf=10&a1=A%20-%20LIVROS%20RAROS&a2=GUERRA+E+HIST%D3RIA

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    No, no, no. Brazil is just a smoke screen. Israel is actually working with former Nazi scientists in Argentina to make the Jew Snake.

    Gerald
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    Gerald

    Actually he’s dead now…

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    ^what he said



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