Hot Scratch Master

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23 Responses to “Hot Scratch Master”

1. 

   TGGeko

   on March 5th, 2008 at 7:04 am

   He’s gonna lay down some ‘fresh’ beats (that sounded better in my head)

   or, Thats so raw.

   damn, nothing witty.

   This is what LSD does to your mind!

2. 

   AlecDalek

   on March 5th, 2008 at 7:51 am

   I hear he burnt his hands up pretty bad. He now has to beg on the corner with the skateboard guy.

3. 

   AlecDalek

   on March 5th, 2008 at 8:26 am

   Oh, and when I try to picture the typical Mac users, this is exactly what I see. Someone that thinks they’re WAY cooler than they actually are, and is either unaware of, or in denial of, everyone laughing at them.

4. 

   knogoodidleft

   on March 5th, 2008 at 9:58 am

   what a bare kitchen

5. 

   Error401

   on March 5th, 2008 at 10:54 am

   Troll on Dalek. You should seek some help with your anger issues.

6. 

   AlecDalek

   on March 5th, 2008 at 11:14 am

   ^^^go back to using your Mac to run Windows.

7. 

   Error401

   on March 5th, 2008 at 11:23 am

   I am running Windows, on a PC, admining a Windows network. I just wish hypocrites like you would practice what they preach. What was it you said about mac users never shutting the hell up. Fucking limey troll.

8. 

   AlecDalek

   on March 5th, 2008 at 11:28 am

   Pot. Kettle. Black.

9. 

   Error401

   on March 5th, 2008 at 11:36 am

   So, doesn’t make what I said any less true.

10. 

    Max

    on March 5th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    That statement still makes the kettle black. It’s more of a “you too” argument than a “nuh uh”.

11. 

    Error401

    on March 5th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Shades of grey, Max. Some more so than others.

12. 

    Max

    on March 5th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Just meant to say it’s fail as a defensive argument.

13. 

    Error401

    on March 5th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    True.

14. 

    inkbot

    on March 5th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    I like the pic. Sauce?

15. 

    AlecDalek

    on March 5th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    ^^^ You see, it’s true. Mac Fanboys can’t shut the fuck up!

16. 

    Max

    on March 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Alec, stop proving yourself a mac fanboy.

17. 

    reboot

    on March 5th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    To elaborate on what max said:
    AlecDalek can’t shut the fuck up + Mac Fanboy’s can’t shut the fuck up =
    AlecDalek is a Mac Fanboy

    QED

18. 

    AlecDalek

    on March 5th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    At the very least, I’m all in favour of the term “Mac Fanboy” being a derogatory term.

19. 

    Max

    on March 5th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Generally the term “Fanboy” has negative connotations. However, Mac Fanboy is exclusively a derogatory term…. according to you. Failing to shut the fuck up makes you one, thus, you’re dissing yourself.

20. 

    jhearne

    on March 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Just for the record, reboot, that logic is invalid. I can’t help but point it out even if it’s not the point. It’s like seeing somebody with something between their teeth. I feel like I should say something.

    The logic is proven invalid by recreating the syllogism with different terms:
    Some cat is a furry animal. Some dog is a furry animal. Some cat is a dog.

    So… ~QED

21. 

    reboot

    on March 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    What do you know, I’ve been out pedanted.
    I guess I’ll just have to rely on my good looks and sense of humor to make friends from now on.

22. 

    Error401

    on March 5th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    So, does anyone know what the “premise” is behind this pic? I’m thinking it’s some kind of anti-drug thing. Don’t do meth, you’ll end up dj’n red hot stove eyes, or some crap like that. I’m sure burn victims might find this disturbing too.

23. 

    Mack

    on May 27th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    As a Mac user I would like to say that I neither have geek glasses, stupid hair, headphones engineered to reproduce sound to an accuracy well beyond what the human ear can actaully detect, or a compulsion to make-believe scratch DJ decks on anything vaguely circular.