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God damnit, we cry out “Oh God!” as often as everyone else.
I don’t. Mostly I scream FREUD WAS RIGHT! FREUD WAS RIGHT!! Then i cry for 20 minutes, and go to work.
I cry out “Oh god!” (Yes, with a small “g”; I’m that good.) This lets me sin twice as much: not only am I have sex for pleasure, rather than procreation (strike 1) but I’m also blaspheming (strike 2).
“Hail Xenu!”
“oh, chemical chance! chemical chance!”
-bill hicks
“THE PRICE IS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT”
-Me?
Pfft, Athiests dont have sex.
Atheists do to have sex, they just don’t reproduce, because god doesn’t give them babies to born.
Sneaky Snake has a point. It’s human nature. The more you forbid something, the more we do it. Take away the taboo of something, and it become mundane. Kind of makes it pointless to forbid anything. Shouldn’t your god know this? Sounds more like something a tribe of prehistoric barbarian nomads would come up with.
@mystik – I happen to know that this image was created with the specific purpose of oppressing and spreading hateful misinformation about Atheists.
This agnostic wants to know how Atheists are being oppressed.
@tripolar
catholics eat our babies
I was raised Cafflik. Our parish must’ve been cheap, cause we never ate no babies . . .
@tripolar: Didn’t you hear? Everyone is oppressed now. I’d quickly start calling yourself an agnosticIST and start j’acuseing people over the hundreds of years of mental slavery you’ve been subjected to. If that doesn’t work for you you, ItrovertISTs and ExtravertISTs have been oppressing each other pretty tyrannically lately. I’d get in on the victimization while it’s fresh.
Also, Atheists don’t say anything during sex: They never fuck because their constant complaining is so unappealing.
I lol’d. Though the nasty sentiments in the comments are somewhat unpleasant.
As an atheist, personally I go with the more humanistic and filthy “Oh fuck!” with an optional “Say thank you, slut.” after.
What Catholics cry out during sex: But I poop from there, Father!
What Muslims cry out during sex: Derka derka Mohamed Jihad
continued…?
nice repost you drunk!
I personally scream ‘REPOST’!
where’s the original? I keep trying to find it, but failing.
I know I saved it . . .