What atheists cry out during sex

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    Mystik
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    God damnit, we cry out “Oh God!” as often as everyone else.

    DemolitionsGeek
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    I don’t. Mostly I scream FREUD WAS RIGHT! FREUD WAS RIGHT!! Then i cry for 20 minutes, and go to work.

    Howie Feltersnatch
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    I cry out “Oh god!” (Yes, with a small “g”; I’m that good.) This lets me sin twice as much: not only am I have sex for pleasure, rather than procreation (strike 1) but I’m also blaspheming (strike 2).

    Kaze
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    “Hail Xenu!”

    elzarcothepale
    Member

    “oh, chemical chance! chemical chance!”
    -bill hicks

    w0x
    Member

    “THE PRICE IS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT”

    -Me?

    Sneaky Snake
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    Pfft, Athiests dont have sex.

    Kaze
    Member

    Atheists do to have sex, they just don’t reproduce, because god doesn’t give them babies to born.

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    Sneaky Snake has a point. It’s human nature. The more you forbid something, the more we do it. Take away the taboo of something, and it become mundane. Kind of makes it pointless to forbid anything. Shouldn’t your god know this? Sounds more like something a tribe of prehistoric barbarian nomads would come up with.

    Caio
    Member

    @mystik – I happen to know that this image was created with the specific purpose of oppressing and spreading hateful misinformation about Atheists.

    tripolar
    Member

    This agnostic wants to know how Atheists are being oppressed.

    elzarcothepale
    Member

    @tripolar

    catholics eat our babies

    tripolar
    Member

    I was raised Cafflik. Our parish must’ve been cheap, cause we never ate no babies . . .

    Caio
    Member

    @tripolar: Didn’t you hear? Everyone is oppressed now. I’d quickly start calling yourself an agnosticIST and start j’acuseing people over the hundreds of years of mental slavery you’ve been subjected to. If that doesn’t work for you you, ItrovertISTs and ExtravertISTs have been oppressing each other pretty tyrannically lately. I’d get in on the victimization while it’s fresh.

    Also, Atheists don’t say anything during sex: They never fuck because their constant complaining is so unappealing.

    Smedlorificus
    Member

    I lol’d. Though the nasty sentiments in the comments are somewhat unpleasant.

    Mack
    Member

    As an atheist, personally I go with the more humanistic and filthy “Oh fuck!” with an optional “Say thank you, slut.” after.

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Member

    What Catholics cry out during sex: But I poop from there, Father!
    What Muslims cry out during sex: Derka derka Mohamed Jihad

    continued…?

    AAK15
    Member

    nice repost you drunk!

    Sublyme
    Member

    I personally scream ‘REPOST’!

    tripolar
    Member

    I know I saved it . . .



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