David Beckham with fighting stick

18 Responses to David Beckham with fighting stick

1. flintlocke (UID# 1948) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 6:25 pm

   Dear England: please come and take this guy back. His presence in the US is no longer/was never required.

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2. cpnichol (UID# 1076) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 6:37 pm

   No.

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3. super-novacaine (UID# 2168) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 6:39 pm

   Why the fuck would he have ‘fighting stick’?

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4. njch412 (UID# 1235) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 6:44 pm

   advertising in Japan.

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5. nelson (UID# 783) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 6:56 pm

   hey man, you bought him. It’s non-refundable and we won’t take him back for free he’s you big dumb vapid pointless problem now.

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6. deuce (UID# 933) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 7:21 pm

   Are you kidding? Big, dumb, vapid, and pointless was MADE for America! I’m surprised it took him THIS long to come over…

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7. flintlocke (UID# 1948) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 8:32 pm

   I never bought him. Tom Cruise did. For… whatever reasons.

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8. saborlas (UID# 554) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 9:03 pm

   That’s a shinai.

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9. nelson (UID# 783) 0  0

   March 4, 2008 at 9:10 pm

   no it’s not it’s an arse

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10. rage-0 (UID# 480) 0  0

    March 4, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    Did the photographer really believe that the rubber piece, meant to hold the guard in place, was supposed to be between his hands? This is the very definition of fail.

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11. gary-scenario (UID# 1448) 0  0

    March 4, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    No, Rage, the tsuba is where it should be.

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12. (UID# ) 0  0

    March 5, 2008 at 12:42 am

    No he is most definitely holding it wrong.

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13. whiskeytango (UID# 187) 0  0

    March 5, 2008 at 9:07 am

    If this were a real sword, his right hand would be on the blade. As my Sensei used to say, “Hey, these things are sharp!” Also, his stance very wide and deep for Kenjutusu. Perhaps Kendo has a different stance?

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14. mrtremere (UID# 2637) 0  0

    March 5, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Perhaps Kendo has a different stance?
    No its all just bad in the pic. BAD.
    Kendoka don’t wear belts either.
    He should stick to soccer.

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15. mrtremere (UID# 2637) 0  0

    March 5, 2008 at 11:01 am

    and he is holding the Shinai like a baseball bat.

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16. whiskeytango (UID# 187) 0  0

    March 5, 2008 at 11:33 am

    @mrtremere
    Good point, I hadn’t noticed he had his obi and his gi outside his hakama. What a tool.

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17. beep-beep-2-2 (UID# 280) 0  0

    

    March 5, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    This is so full of fail. I should show this to my Kendo team, they would see the lulz.

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18. phaed (UID# 2115) 0  0

    March 6, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    I, with my pointy stick, will mildly annoy you!

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