Drewlicious — April 1, 2008 @ 12:00 am

What the fucking fuck?

AlecDalek — April 1, 2008 @ 12:29 am

Raptor Mohammad’s little arms are ever so dainty.

elzarcothepale — April 1, 2008 @ 12:31 am

that is a TYRANNOSAUR.

Lord Cocksworth — April 1, 2008 @ 12:36 am

Now, I’m not a Muslim, so I can’t say for sure, but doesn’t the sheer amount of awesomeness here cancel out the sacrilege of picturing Muhammad?

elzarcothepale — April 1, 2008 @ 1:08 am

not to mention the added awesome symbolism of a TYRANNOSAUR.
It’s a good thing they’re working together, because Muhammad-Rex would only lose to Raptor Jesus if he brought along a whole pack of his Disciplisauruses

angrymatt — April 1, 2008 @ 7:25 am

Disciplisauruses is the best word.

Phyreblade — April 1, 2008 @ 11:09 am

JIHA… eerr CRUSAD… eerr LIBERAT… oh forget it…

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — April 1, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

Wow.

Two posts about it being RAWR TYRANNOSAUR!!!

I hope I’m missing some inside joke. Because that’s not a RAWR TYRANNOSAUR!!!

Looks totally different. Never mind the big size difference or the difference in the shape of its head. It’s got the wrong feet.

Like I said if there is some inside 4chan, pedobear, goatse type joke here I’m not in the know about just excuse this comment.

fiaminggiory — April 1, 2008 @ 1:16 pm

It kinda looks like a gigantosaurus.. which is actually bigger than a T-rex. But that’s just a guess.

Pants — April 1, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

OMG T-shirted.

Smedlorificus — April 2, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

Not even God can help us. But Mechabuddha shall save the day.

AlecDalek — March 31, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

Awesomeness!

unknown — April 1, 2008 @ 12:05 am

Diving suit.

Typhoid_Garry — April 1, 2008 @ 12:36 am

Arm it with a bolter and send ‘im to war.

Lord Cocksworth — April 1, 2008 @ 12:40 am

What’s the use of the coat hanger hand? Abortions? Did they have those back in the Steampunk Age?

pedantic — April 1, 2008 @ 3:23 am

He waits as the Little Sister harvests Atom.

lolle23 — April 1, 2008 @ 4:58 am

Definitely diving suit

Phyreblade — April 1, 2008 @ 11:05 am

This is the very first Iron Man… Marvel r a Tief!

Foon — April 1, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

Brisco! You’re just in time to help me test my latest invention!

Hepathos — April 2, 2008 @ 6:51 am

“I am Andrew Ryan, and I have a question.”

nubbin00 — March 31, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

Epic OM NOM NOM!!!

el_metal — April 1, 2008 @ 3:02 am

not transparent enough.

morridin — April 1, 2008 @ 4:42 am

Why do her big toes turn up like that?

coolghoul — April 1, 2008 @ 5:25 am

@morridin:
Why the fuck are you looking at her big toes?? Do you have some kind of weird foot fetish?

j_bryon — April 2, 2008 @ 9:39 am

Remove that bra THEN we have a nomable picture!

mex_hustler — March 31, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

1st Comment, Yay, Bitches!

Jaypeezy — March 31, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

While you’re enjoying your female dogs, I’ll be grabbing 2nd and Whoo Strippers!

tiki god — March 31, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

fuck ya’ll, I’ll be in my bunk

natedog — March 31, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

you gotta work all night because you’re an April Fool?

tiki god — March 31, 2008 @ 11:20 pm

nope

Sikras — April 1, 2008 @ 5:46 am

Pedo-bear themed 1st?

Win.

Halfmad — April 1, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

tiki why not cue up your images and have them auto post every X number of hours? I did this with my wordpress site (now closed) using virtual cron jobs etc. There’s plugins for wordpress that allow you to put in dozens or pictures, write the post then using cron jobs have it post later on it’s own.

tiki god — April 1, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

Right now, I’m queuing them up manually, so right now I have something like 100 posts ready to go. I’m trying to find a plugin that will just look at my most recent post, and date the one that I’m currently working on X hours later.

what plugins do you know of? give me a link! I’ve found a couple that kinda do that, but not really. Closest I’ve found is Post Queue, but I’d still have to mess with the date/time section, which is what I’m trying to get away from.

Dondivad — March 31, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

Looks like siu mei, but I’ve never seen it made with rice, it’s traditionally all meat. That’s caviar on the top though.

gamenac — March 31, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

Idk what it is, but it looks good.

maxcw — March 31, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

they look like stuffed wontons

Caio — March 31, 2008 @ 9:18 pm

I am going to venture two guesses:

1) Romanian sushi.

2) That dead baby stuff a-la that Fruit Chan movie.

mex_hustler — March 31, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

Fried Rice And Baby Skins

thelotuseater725 — March 31, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

Too me it looks like siu mei/shumai/whateverthefuckjapscallit. dough wrapped around fried rice topped with chives and fish roe. As for the name of the dish i have no clue. Do i win internets?

flintlocke — March 31, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

Maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots, how do they taste?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — March 31, 2008 @ 10:10 pm

post hatched Chinaman eggs?

JazzyJazzyJazzHands — March 31, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

It looks like fancy dim sum with different sasuage mixtures.

AlecDalek — March 31, 2008 @ 10:26 pm

Too bad they’re not rice crispy squares. Those would rock! Can anyone post hires squares/treats?

AlecDalek — March 31, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

I’m bilingual - I speak Canadian and American.

natedog — March 31, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

oooh!! i know!! it’s nasty looking shit?!?!

FlyingMantisShrimp — March 31, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

I’m putting my money on Hot Pockets.

tiki god — March 31, 2008 @ 10:56 pm

hot pockets ftw.

you still lose though. you just reminded me I need to buy more HP.

fizhcake — March 31, 2008 @ 10:56 pm

it’s a chinese cuisine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaomai

JazzyJazzyJazzHands — March 31, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

@Fizhcake

Dammit, ya beat me to it!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — March 31, 2008 @ 11:10 pm

Whoops. I’ve had those.

Chinese food is gross. Japanese is way better. French makes them both look like chewed up horse shit.

SouthernOracle — March 31, 2008 @ 11:26 pm

@flintlocke - 80s reference ftw!

Do you know they are making a sequel? It WILL be shit, no matter what.

pedantic — April 1, 2008 @ 3:26 am

It’s called Soylent Green. Don’t know what it’s made out of though.

Sikras — April 1, 2008 @ 5:47 am

With a name like Soylent Green, it -has- to be made out of wholesome plants and vegetables. And not people.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — April 1, 2008 @ 10:33 am

lost boys sequel is in the can

and yes it sucks

MaiNiaC_MicHaeL — April 2, 2008 @ 11:16 am

@flintlocke

If they make another, cool. But it will never be as good as the first.

MaiNiaC_MicHaeL — April 2, 2008 @ 11:19 am

http://redlightnaps.wordpress......2-trailer/

Oh shit, my bad.

silverflux — April 2, 2008 @ 8:59 pm

om nom nom?

no one?

Typhoid_Garry — March 31, 2008 @ 8:59 pm

That’s Orks, with a “K”.

sutenvulf — March 31, 2008 @ 9:53 pm

BLOGGIN ‘UMIEZ!

WE’Z GONNA SHOOT! SMASH! CHOMP! STOMP! ‘AN JUMP ‘AN DOWN ON DA BITZ DAT AR LEFT!

Lavapants — April 1, 2008 @ 2:21 am

That’s the powerful Ork warboss of all time! Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka himself!
And those fellas on the left is The Death Korps of Krieg.
In case you were wondering.

Lavapants — April 1, 2008 @ 2:22 am

*Most powerful Ork warboss of all time.

I am le tired.

Snow — April 1, 2008 @ 4:57 am

he is too big kill it with fire

gor — April 1, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

Sorry Lava, I’m pretty sure they’re the Armageddon Steel Legion IG. In fact, this picture was used as the art cover on “Battle for Armageddon” novel. Which, in my humble geeky opinion, is one of the better 40k books.

Kero — March 31, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

:/

xaldinlancer — March 31, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

>.<

slashB — March 31, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

The picture of the dog is in front of the glare.

he shoops, he scores.

Caio — March 31, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

It says it is american food or something in Chinese. Those are definitely the characters for America.

brick — March 31, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

also the character for dog and the four dots under that one is the radical for fire so from what i can see Mei guo ?fire? dog possibly american hotdogs

brick — March 31, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

dog is gou for those who were riveted

One Odd Toad — March 31, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

Om Nom Nom…?

Acriticalgent — April 1, 2008 @ 12:28 am

This looks shooped, I can tell because I’ve shooped a few whoops in my time.

Lord Cocksworth — April 1, 2008 @ 12:42 am

Leave it to the Chinese to take a burger joint and turn it into a hotdog stand.

vd00d — March 31, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

“0 Calories, 0% Fat

From nothing, nothing will come out”

What they are talking about…take a wild guess.

Kero — March 31, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

Obviously anerexic zombies will kill less people and be easier to eliminate.

Max — March 31, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

either I’ve lurked on /b/ too long or that hole in the ground is shaped like something familiar…

Kolossos — March 31, 2008 @ 11:22 pm

its shaped like a box

hvymetal86 — April 1, 2008 @ 12:15 am

zombies do not rise from the grave. The virus that causes human to become a zombie mutates the brain. If the human is already dead, the virus (borne through the blood) cannot spread to the brain, and even if injected directly into the brain, the brain cells are dead and would not respond to the mutations of the virus. The human must be alive of very freshly dead for the virus to be able to turn them. And seeing as zombies only have as much strength as the human who’s body it has did in life, its physically impossible for them to dig their way out of a coffin and 6 or more feet of earth.

-From The Zombie Survival Guide: By Max Brooks

KJMac — April 1, 2008 @ 6:39 am

0 Calories, 0% Fat
“nothing can come from nothing.”
(William Shakespeare King Lear)

Still pretty strange

Phyreblade — April 1, 2008 @ 11:23 am

Kolossos : Win.

glam_bastard — August 17, 2008 @ 5:40 am

@hvymetal86 :

I started to read your quote, and immeadiatey knew where it was from.

<3

natedog — March 31, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

needs moar BBQ sauce

ohmybob — March 31, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

I try not to be girly but god damnit do I have a soft spot for babies.

ohmybob — March 31, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

Heh, soft spot.

Guswut — March 31, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

Babies have a soft spot for a baseball bat (or a golf club if you are without the trusty baseball bat)! And they aren’t cute afterwards, let me tell you!

slashB — March 31, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

ohmybob, you can have my babies if i can have your soft spot

:B

gamenac — March 31, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

Hell, with that many, they’ll be able to paint almost the entire living room!

maxcw — March 31, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

10 babies and only one is crying. there is always one

reboot — March 31, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-one-year-olds?

coolghoul — April 1, 2008 @ 5:30 am

There’s 20 of them!!

Thanks folks!! I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!

Beat on the brat with a baseball bat…

garbledxmission — March 31, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

At first glance it’s: “man, that’s pretty cool”,

Then you think about it for about 5 seconds and think: “actually that’s a pretty stupid idea.”

Cool in theory, fail in practical application.

Oh, and Billy Bob there looks like he spends a LOT of time in his basement wearing swastikas and fapping to pics of hitler.

“Huu huuk, just done shot me up a single fer mah new album!”

AlecDalek — March 31, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

This picture is full of achievements and win.

Ben1605 — March 31, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

Do want.

Lord Cocksworth — March 31, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

Imagine the homicide investigation . . .

“Sir, I think we found out what killed him.”

“Well, what was it?”

“We think, um . . . we think it was the power of rock, sir.”

natedog — March 31, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

lol, WUT?

Jaypeezy — March 31, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

LOL, dying from the power of rock.
Thats one hell of a way to die

Drewlicious — March 31, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

Three words… Ted Fucking Nugent! He is my hero!

AlecDalek — March 31, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

LOL @ Lord Cocksworth

Damn it boy, we built this city on rock and roll, not psychobilly!

BowToMe — April 1, 2008 @ 2:18 am

I gave a shotgun model to my friend Kurt Cobain, bastard never even thanked me for it … in fact I haven’t heard from him since … what a jerk.

Snow — April 1, 2008 @ 4:59 am

LOL @ BowToMe very lol bit soon but eh

i bet it plays like shit and the shotgun heis carrying was used to marry him and his sister.

coolghoul — April 1, 2008 @ 5:33 am

Dude! That was a KILLER solo!!