Participants Needed For Research Studies - February 27, 2008 added by tiki god | Images

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The Department of otolaryngology is undertaking a joint study with the department of urology examining the effect of human semen on speech.Â Our objective is to establish whether acts of “rigorous” fellatio may contribute to pathology of the larynx.Â We are currently recruiting males willing to receive fellatio.Â The specific aim of this study is to ascertain whether proteases found in human semen are deleterious to the tissues that comprise the oropharyngeal cavity.Â Would you be will willing to assist?Â A conditional honorarium of $145 will be provided.

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15 Comments - “Participants Needed For Research Studies”

reboot (UID#436)

on February 27th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Does not specify who (or what) will be performing the fellatio.

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el_metal (UID#1014)

on February 27th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

blow job and 145$? is there anything better than this?!!!!

damn! i can’t see the email.

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Abide (UID#1594)

on February 27th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

does that honorarium look like bonorarium to anyone else?

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TheGonz (UID#2364)

on February 27th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Should have gone to Toronto U. Damn…

(Would test subjects be required to cuddle afterwards?)

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Gunface01 (UID#1252)

on February 27th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

It entirely depends on who would be preforming said fellatio. But $145 for a beej? COUNT ME IN.

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natedog (UID#1905)

on February 27th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

shouldn’t the email addy have been included in the description of the post?

btw, reboot sucked me off and gave me $200 afterwards, which is a much better deal.

however, i am not sure if his study was legitimate or not…

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reboot (UID#436)

on February 27th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

@natedog
That’s nice that you named one of you kids after me, but you probably should be getting more cash than that for pimping them out.

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deuce (UID#933)

on February 27th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

Most likely those doing the adminstering are old, grizzled professors with big tobacco-smoke-stained moustaches and rickety black teeth.

If it sounds too good to be true…

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AlecDalek (UID#380)

on February 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Ha-ha. Natedog said he had sex with a boy!

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jeffapotimus (UID#704)

on February 27th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/toronto.asp

Bummer.

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Tardex (UID#2119)

on February 27th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

I’d do it, as long as there werent sharp teeth involved!

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Caio (UID#104)

on February 27th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Damn, Jeffa. Once again petty and fearful conservatism has stood in the way of fellatio science. Just remember this when your best friend who gives blowjobs a lot gets a speech impediment: Now we’ll never know for sure.

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imandynan0 (UID#1124)

on February 27th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

Too bad I don’t have a penis…

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greytone (UID#1667)

on February 28th, 2008 at 2:08 am

Would you like one?

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redxblack (UID#964)

on March 1st, 2008 at 1:22 am

it’s a trap!

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