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Jesus says, “You must be THIS WIDE to get into heaven!”

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    anto123
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    Looks like “Cristo Rei” statue in Lisboa. I’ve been there, it’s impressive; IIRC it’s one of the world’s tallest statues (if you consider also the pedestal).

    Caio
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    It’s too bad that, looking at it from the Baixa, it’s together with a bunch of ugly industrial-looking boat-loading equipment things. Lisboa is such a beautiful city, it’s such a shame that the Left Bank is so goddamned ugly.

    ack
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    I rose from the dead… went fishing… and caught a fish this big!

    Sucker!

    T G Geko
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    So only Buddah gets into heaven?

    ladyoftheorb
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    “I wuv you dis much!”

    RSIxidor
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    @ack:

    look at his thumb and forefinger! he’s fooling youz!

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    Jesus would like to know if you have a “beef” with him…

    deuce
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    Jesus says, “You must be THIS WIDE to get into heaven!”

    Americans are a shoe-in, then…

    ack
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    Jesus… no, I can’t say that I mind him personally. I don’t see what he has done to change anything for the better, but maybe I am being a little too “materialistic”.

    Now the Roman / Italian mafioso that have used Jesus as a tool to scam cash from the rest of the world… yeah. I have a problem with them.

    ack
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    Hate to double-post, BUTT

    I have a cherished “Buddy Jesus” next to my PC. I would love to see a Buddy Jesus of the same scale as the “your mommas so big” Jesus above.

    Alec Dalek
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    You must be full of this much shit to believe in me.

    Alec Dalek
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    Didn’t anyone play Assassin’s Creed? Jesus just used an alien artifact called “The Piece of Eden” to make people think the water was wine.

    sinbin2
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    thanks deuce, us well hung americans appreciate the respect we so rightfully deserve.

    General X
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    This is the Christ the Redeemer statue from Rio de Janeiro. Part of the new world wonders. Pffff



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