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Jesus says, “You must be THIS WIDE to get into heaven!”

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  1. Looks like “Cristo Rei” statue in Lisboa. I’ve been there, it’s impressive; IIRC it’s one of the world’s tallest statues (if you consider also the pedestal).

  2. It’s too bad that, looking at it from the Baixa, it’s together with a bunch of ugly industrial-looking boat-loading equipment things. Lisboa is such a beautiful city, it’s such a shame that the Left Bank is so goddamned ugly.

  3. I rose from the dead… went fishing… and caught a fish this big!

    Sucker!

  4. So only Buddah gets into heaven?

  5. @ack:

    look at his thumb and forefinger! he’s fooling youz!

  6. Jesus would like to know if you have a “beef” with him…

  7. Jesus says, “You must be THIS WIDE to get into heaven!”

    Americans are a shoe-in, then…

  8. Jesus… no, I can’t say that I mind him personally. I don’t see what he has done to change anything for the better, but maybe I am being a little too “materialistic”.

    Now the Roman / Italian mafioso that have used Jesus as a tool to scam cash from the rest of the world… yeah. I have a problem with them.

  9. Hate to double-post, BUTT

    I have a cherished “Buddy Jesus” next to my PC. I would love to see a Buddy Jesus of the same scale as the “your mommas so big” Jesus above.

  10. You must be full of this much shit to believe in me.

  11. Didn’t anyone play Assassin’s Creed? Jesus just used an alien artifact called “The Piece of Eden” to make people think the water was wine.

  12. thanks deuce, us well hung americans appreciate the respect we so rightfully deserve.

  13. This is the Christ the Redeemer statue from Rio de Janeiro. Part of the new world wonders. Pffff

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