The Counties of Texas

 

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I’ve never been to texas.  Nor shall I ever, due to how many counties they have!


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    natedog
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    Texas fucking rocks, i dont care who you are. the hot chicks are just as hot as anywhere in the world, plus, Texas hotties have mucho personality, unlike the ditzy south beach bitches of the world. (Anna Nicole is the exception to the rule.)

    and they can out drink you, beat your ass, and still charm your parents.

    deuce
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    Loving County (the blue one on the far left) has 67 people in it.

    SIXTY SEVEN PEOPLE in a county.

    WTF?

    Alec Dalek
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    Yes, Texas girls do rock, once you get the harness on them and the bag over their head.

    MacheteJak
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    Ector, REPRESENT!

    OK, I promise I’ll never talk that way again.

    Luke Magnifico
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    Natedog: Well, bears looking at other bears probably think “Hot DAYUM that’s one hot bear”, but does that mean that lions are attracted to bears?

    On the off chance that a lion, a man-bear and a she-bear are in the same place one day?

    Just sayin’.

    diabeetus
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    For the record, I live in Texas and thus, I know some of the history behind this design. Basically, the reason why it’s all boxy as it moves to the west was mainly due to the land-grabs in the 1800s. The reason why there are so many counties was the fact that Texans, after reconstruction, loathed the Republicans (ironic huh?) and thus tried to make Texas more democratic by splitting the land up into so many counties. Also, many of the symmetric cabinet positions from the federal government (such as the Railroad Commissioner as the Head of the Department of… Read more »

    Phyreblade
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    Texas! I wouldn’t want to live out there, but I have to say, all the hawt Texas girls I have met, have indeed had *lots* of personality… 🙂

    mistergreen
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    When Texas was admitted into the Union they had a clause that will allow them if they wanted to, to separate into 5 different states because of it’s size.

    Guairdean
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    The counties with a point to each compass point were surveyed when Texas were part of Spain. Spanish surveyors were trained to use the compass points to lay out a county. Those with flat sides to the compass points were surveyed by those trained in the U.S. or Britain.

    mitirapa
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    Texas is allowed to fly its state flag at equal height to the American flag because it was it’s own country.

    jakanapapa
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    i seen this bumper sticker that said “don’t mess with Texas” then it said in fine print “It’s not nice to pick on retards” lawl.

    Kaze
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    Wtf? I live in Texas, and it’s not so great.

    I just enjoy the fact that we’ve got about 500 acres, and gun laws only apply if caught.

    Well that, and with a simple modification, you can legally purchase an AK-47, and restore it’s automatic fire function. Although on full auto, aiming is shit.

    Jet
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    im a Texas immigrant, I came from a boring state that doesn’t teach evolution or let women referee boy HS Basketball games. And all i gotta say is I’m a Kansan by birth, but a TEXAN by the grace of God! God bless Texas!

    Jet
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    oh and i live in Randall Co. Canyon, Tx to be exact!

    Kaze
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    I’ve been through Kansas, and all I’ve gotten out of it, is 4 wasted hours, and important information on exactly how much god-damned corn there really is in that state.

    I mean seriously, it’s like 90% corn, and 10% road.

    natedog
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    you can’t walk down an aisle in the grocery store without encountering something made with corn, Kaze. same fer soybeans.

    rednecks FTW

    EvilDon
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    I am familiar with Texas and I can back up the other statements of the womens in Texas; they are usually quite nice looking and tend to have personalities (of some sort, at least they can be entertaining) . However, I cannot stand their accents. (many say “ah” referring to oneself instead of a long “I”). There are a few nice music venues in the state, including Bass hall (in Fort Worth, where Van Cliburn was born. I went there to see the city honour him at a performance. It was sweet…). I can also say that I have never… Read more »



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