Stealth Bomber

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    RSIxidor
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    Its not working, I can see that quite clearly.

    deuce
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    The seams make it look like it’s made from denim…

    maxcw
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    deuce: yeah thats what stealth material is made of, thats why all the fat cowgirls squeeze into tight denim jeans, it makes the fat disappear!

    mgear
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    Lol, usually they fly the actual stealth missions at night. Do you really think they painted it black to blend in with the DAY TIME sky? Besides from what I hear it’s not really paint, but more like powdered metal mixed with glue, so it gives a “fuzzy” (ass opposed to shiny like a mirror) reflection of radar pulses.

    mgear
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    Oh and this thing carries nukes too, a far cry from the huge ones that they had to use before. This thing can dart in and nuke some sucker before he knows what hit’em! Yee haw, and all that. It’s how it was designed!

    Phyreblade
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    The venerable B-2 Stealth Bomber. It’s covered with a top secret radar diffractive denim coating, a material tested for strength and stealth on obese US citizens, and stitched together in secret military underground sweatshops.

    It’s bombs are armed with devastating warheads loaded with highly compressed hot air from US politicians speeches and flatulence. Nothing can stop it from striking a target. Nothing. This is why other countries pheer us.

    Guswut
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    Phyreblade, maybe you should move to one of those other countries then, eh? Oh, right, because they’re far far worse, you’re too lazy and have no real worth. Right. Gotcha! 😀

    Max
    Member

    @ Phyreblade:
    lol. Just lol.

    @Guswut:
    Dear Gus: Wut?

    Smedlorificus
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    Coolest, most excessively expensive plane ever. I’m saving up for one!

    Phyreblade
    Member

    LOL @Guswut
    You forgot one more very important thing.

    I needz mah double bacon cheezburgers and supah sized fries…

    Kthnxbai… 😛



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