A huge snail faced with a difficult choice! Vinegar or nicotine! What shall it choose!

Kind of random throwing a pickle in there for reference.

yes, i agree the pickle is not a good reference for scale, as pickles do not come in a standard size.

i mean, hell. that could be a gherkin, fer fucksakes

I don’t know what the snail will choose, but I think I’ll choose butter, garlic, parsley and Gruyère.

On a pickle? That seems a bit excessive. Just eat it.

Is huge.

Holy Gastropods, Batman!

This looks shopped to me.

It’s a Giant African Snail. They are illegal within the United States, but the people in the UK can have them as pets.

And yes, they are that big.

deuce, you’re a moron.

beep beep is partially right, it’s actually a Giant African Land Snail (I love being pedantic)

I have two of them, currently they are a bit smaller than that one.

Why the hell would snails be illegal? Do they use them for snail fights?

No… I’ve seen quite a few shops in my day.